“New Land Claim”
On Thursday, a new plot of land was claimed by the Travellers and their new acquaintance. It is a plot of land bordering Frost Lark, but for now no info has been released on why it was purchased. It is very possible that they intend to make a new town altogether. Otherwise, I can't see why anyone would claim land outside of the town. The problem with this lies in the poverty of our town. As is, we are already poor enough, and a neighboring town requiring the same resources we use will mean neither will have much of these resources.
“Board of Education Meeting”
Yesterday I attended of Board of Education meeting so that I can voice the opinions and thoughts of the board to the greater public. After attending, I truly pondered how to explain their thoughts and plans. The issue with all of this is that the Board of Education is made up entirely of sentient frogs, and while they think like humans, they still communicate through croaking, and I was unable to understand a thing they said. So, I must apologize for my inablilty to relay their meeting, and can only offer the suggestion that next time I attend I am accompanied by a Frog Speech Specialist, preferably one with a larger right hand than left, because I have learned through the years that they are better at their job.
Readers, we here at the Frost Lark News Printing Facility are not sponsored by anyone but the Bivoclar Lizards, and it is unusual to provide advertisement for a business not paying us, but several days ago I went to Los Cencerros Son Ordenados, a primarily Mexican food restaurant, and was blown away. Overall, everything about it was fabulous. The food did not taste like the heavens, which is a good thing, because the heavens taste a little like rotting grapes and olive oil. The customer service was perfect, especially when the camels delivered the drinks. To summarize, I rate Los Cencerros Son Ordenados ten out of ten, and would definitely go back.
Knock knock. Don't open it.
It's that Russian soldier again.
Ugh, stop knocking.
Honey, could you go tell him we aren't buying his tortoises?
Du bass vu Är Zäit. Dir duecht, dir mech outsmarted, geheit Iwwersetzen dëse Wierder am Google. Ma Bäscht. Ech geschriwwen nëmmen dat ze weisen ech outsmarted Dir. Gesinn? Ech kann Iech Zäit Copy Paste saachen maachen Offall. Iwwerdenken Är Wäerter.
Ah jo, ech geschriwwen och dëst well Lëtzebuergesch cool kléngt. Mä meeschtens Dir fir markéiert. Also, äh, jo.
How do you spell survey?
a) Survey, duh.
b) Survyay, because they make you go “yay!”
e) None of the above.
"New Land Claim"
The Travellers have informed us that this new town will be called Cloud Ice. I must say, it's a nice name. Almost as nice as Frost Lark, but I say almost purposely. Cloud Ice is creative, but it also makes no sense, let's face it. A cloud of ice? Clouds are inherently not solid, and ice is, so it's contradictory. They also informed us of who shall be their first mayor, and our mayor will soon go to speak with her. The mayor will be a woman named Skyla Holt.