Set: Slightly urban area, surrounded by buildings and trees
Characters: Randy, The Grim Reaper, Police officer 1, Police officer 2, and an amusement park employee
As Randy takes a walk one fine summer afternoon, a dark robed figure approaches him.
Figure: (in a deep, eerie voice) Come with me, young man.
Randy: Are you the Grim Reaper?
Figure: I am. Now, come.
Randy: Where are we going? I don't want to die! (sniffs a bit)
Figure: (in normal voice) What? You're not gonna die! You got a free ticket to the Haunted Asylum amusement park!
Randy: You don't fool me! (kicks the supposed Reaper in the stomach)
Figure: Oomph! (falls over)
Randy: (dusts hands off) Well, that took care of him!
Two police officers arrive on the scene.
Police officer 1: Hey! Get over here, you!
Randy: (walks over) What seems to be the problem, officers?
Police officer 2: You just killed that man!
Randy: That wasn't a man, that was the Grim Reaper!
Police officer 1: No, it wasn't! That was an amusement park employee! (pulls back hood from the dead man's face)
Randy: Oh, man. I didn't mean it, officers! I really thought that guy was the Grim Reaper, honest I did!
Police officer 1: Save it for the judge.
Later, in Randy's jail cell, a mysterious figure appears.
Grim Reaper: Come with me, Randy.
Randy: H-how do you know m-m-my n-name?
Grim Reaper: I am the Grim Reaper. Now take my hand. (holds out an unappealingly bony white hand)
Randy: I got put in jail for killing a guy dressed as the Grim Reaper. I don't plan on doing it again.
Grim Reaper: (grasps Randy's now-sweaty hand) Yes, but I am the one and only Grim Reaper. Now, come.
Randy: (takes hand reluctantly) Whatever gets me out of here. Okay.
Both are whisked away to the underworld, which, in fact, was not as nice as Randy had hoped.
The End
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