Published May 24, 2007
Well this is supposed to be for a laugh, it is also a memoir to the movie Flushed away, if you remember the fly.
Simply said this guy's a deviled egg, and his days are about to end...
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Eguain felt himself grasped by a mammoth squashing thing.
“Help me!” He yelled in a small high voice.
Nearer and nearer loomed a gigantic hole with spikes in it.
He realized with horror what was drawing him in to his doom. A human!
Just as he was about to dissapear he screamed once more.
“He’s a madman!”
Glumph!
He disappeared down the cavernous hole. “Oh well, at least it’s warm in here.”
“Aagghh!” He fell down and landed on various squashy things.
He sat up complaining, “Will someone turn on a light? I need to read The 101 Eggspeditions Of Eggbert!”
“AHH! Not the Jacuzzi! A reading light!”
“I’m melting!”
And thus ends the glorious days of Eguain. A deviled egg, alone and courageous in the face of eggstinction.
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Ok, so maybe not so great, but wasn't it kind of funny? 
I thought so, but then I have a intresting mind...
Oh, and in case you don't get what is happening he gets swallowed and drops into the stomach and all. Kinda twisted, oh well. Maybe it wasn't worth posting.
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Wow, I didn't know this would get much response.
Well I didn't really think long on a name, I guess it IS a pretty nasty name!
I've never seen the movie, but I still thoguht it was funny lol. I felt sorry for that egg; his parents must have hated him to give him that name.
It was a great movie, I really enjoyed it =D
Aww, it's quite sad, poor Eguain, being eaten like that.
I shall never eat an egg again. Well at least not this week anyway.
It was as kinda funny, even though I realised I can't remember the film XD
I too found this very humourous
But in all honesty I have only skipped through the film 
I should really watch it all the way through one day 
All the best,
Meevs
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=D I LOVE it!
I wish I could give an in-depth 'tique...but there's too much humor and not enough words! XD
Yes.
It was funny!