I’m not stupid. I just wanted to try what they said on the advert.
It’s not my fault if they lied and tricked us into buying their product. It’s not my fault. Though I really should have noticed something about their ads: they never used real life people- only cartoons. That should have told me something, but hey, how was I supposed to know that it was all a lie?
What? Oh, so now you tell me it was figurative. Why didn’t anyone tell me that before I jumped off the top of that twenty-storey building to test out if Red Bull really gave wings?
I guess you all waited for me to end up in this state before telling me, huh?
Well thanks a lot because now I’m never going to be able to sue them now that I’m like this. Thanks a lot for letting me die before explaining things to me clearly.
Ironically though, now I really do have wings.
Thanks a bloody lot, Red Bull.
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HAHAHAHA Volfie! <3
"Oh, so now you tell me it was figurative."
Buahahahaah XD Well, you so made me chuckle. Good thinking, though. I can't help but remember how everyone was so pissed about 'Harry Potter' making kids jump out the windows with brooms or throw the cat out with a scream: "Wingardium Leviosa!" Well, this certainly shows us that the Red Bull ad is just as dangerous.
Awesome. Really good. I admire your imagination, I never thought about people jumping out the windows because of the Red Bull, hahah
Wow! That was an awesome read!
Thanks guys! : )
Hey there. This was a good one. Made me laugh
. You know these ad people and the stuff they show, sometimes they show things which are way far from reality. I liked the way you ended the piece
"Ironically though, now I really do have wings.
Thanks a bloody lot, Red Bull."
An entertaining read. Keep writing and best wishes.
Haha! Cute. Definitely amusing.
LOL
Am I suppose to laugh?? I think I'm suppose to laugh because this is total smart ass right here! I love it! I didnt find any mistakes sooooo GOOD JOB!