Invader Liz

Invader Liz

by:Maki-Chan

Chapter1

Invader Zil

"Captain's log day 6, erm...Ummm, I think. No maybe its day 8." I spoke into the recorder."Darn you stupid broken calender..." I moaned looking at the broken digital clock that told the date and time.

I scratched my head. Some green skin flakes fell off my head.

"Ummmm...Sir how many days has it been?" I asked.

My personal robot slave sat next to me.

"Yes Sir, it has been exactly 1 month, 4 weeks, 2 days, and 43 minutes." My robot servant told me.

He gave me an army salute. His eyes turned red instead of the usual purple.

I looked over."Ohh... of course, I was just testing your built in calender. You past Sir" I lied.

We had been heading through space, in my favorite red space ship of course, towards the planet My Tallests told me to find its weakness. IT was...ummm...about 2 months ago that The Almighty Tallests appointed me the task.

I am a special invader of the Almight Tallests. After my 75 years of training, and about 10 days after the official Invader planet assigning. I was assigned the Planet Gooshement, home of the Pure energy sea creatures. One of the main enemies of the Irken empire. It is my job to blend in with the natives, find their weakness and report to the Tallests. After that I can help wit the invasion.

I remember the assigning as if it was yesterday.

"Invader..." The Red Tallest said while looking at the clip board."Zil, you are the results of the greats Irken training the universe has to offer."

The Purple Tallest stood next to him chowing down a bag of chips."Yah!" He shouted with a mouth full of chips.

The Purple Tallest splatted chips everywhere when he shouted. The chips covered my face. I gave them an army salute."Thank you my almighty Tallest." I honorable said to them.

"Your welcome, as you already know the Gooshmentians are a prime threat to the Irken grand take over for Invasion 2, and it is your job to take care of them." He commanded me to do.

I nodded."As you know this mission is very important and you can't afford to mess up, or you'll be transferred to the Fast Food Planet #9, to work there for the rest of your days." He finished.

I bowed." You can trust me to take over that filthy planet of those stupid water bags of pure energy. I told them.

"Their doom is just a matter of time." The Red Tallest announced

An evil smile made its way across my face. I began to do an evil laugh."Bwahahahah!Bwahahaha!"

The Tallests began to laugh with me. The purple Tallest dropped his bag of chips and grabbed a donut from the other bag in his hands.

I kept on laughing. The Red Tallest stopped."Alright! That's enough, hurry up and get heading towards Gooshment!" He yelled at me.

I closed my mouth. The only one still laughing was the purple Tallest.

I bowed to them and headed towards the space ships.

"Do not worry my Almight Tallests I will destroy those stupid, filthy lame excuses for aliens." I yelled.