Young Writers Society

(The words that have been Italicized is something that Diary is saying) 

Hi Dairy! Lily here! Hi.

Yesterday was hilarious! Andrealama got in so much trouble! She was sent to Headmaster's office and got suspended on her first week! Now, I won't see her devilish face for a whole two months! Yes! TWO MONTHS! :D

Today's Tuesday so NO SCHOOL! We fairies don't have school on Tuesdays and Wednesdays! So our weekdays are: Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday.

I'm stuck at home... doing the laundry. I have to wash every one of the stinky clothes on the stupid old washboard! BLUCK! It's, like, two thousand years old. Haha! Meany! 

I'm thinking of something. Something evil, obviously. 

Why don't I put baby pink coloring in all of Louis and Luke's clothes?! Should I do it? No. No?! How could you say 'no'? By saying 'no'. You are so evil! I think you got that the other way round. I'm supposed to call YOU evil. Shut up! 

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I have officially put pink coloring into Louis and Luke's clothes. Isn't she just mean guys?

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Luke screamed my name the next day down in the corridor and demanded an explanation. I held my laughter as I saw him wearing a pink hat, t-shirt, and jeans. Once my mom heard all the chaos in her fairy little house, she flew into the corridor and as she saw the clothes Luke was wearing, it was clear she was holding back laughter too.

"Lily, did it!" he had fumed.

Mom looked at me and called me 'darling' which annoyed Luke, so obviously, since Luke is Luke, he screamed that he was Mom's only darling in the entire kingdom! I think that's true. He IS quite a darling. Ugh! Everyone says that! He's a devil. No he's not! You are just jealous of him, that's why you are saying and doing such mean stuff to the poor boy!

Whatever, anyways, as he said this we heard a long depressed moan that came from the top of the stairs and down came... Louis. He flew up to me and shoved me to the ground and raised his fist to punch me. I struggled to get out of his powerful arms, but nope, I was stuck. :( 

Mom had yelled to Louis to control himself (Mom, you are my hero! I could have died right there!) Lol. Super Mom!

I did not know that my brother was THAT strong. But that's a good thing, right? Mhm. He could be my body guard once I take over the kingdom! You want to take over the kingdom?! Are you serious?! Why am I your diary again? You are mean! I want to rule the kingdom! I deserve the throne! Huh. Let me continue my story!

As Dad entered the house from work he questioned us about what was going on. Everyone had started talking at once.

Dad started laughing and pointed to Louis and Luke. He laughed so much that he fell to the ground! Can he really laugh THAT much? Yes, please stop interrupting! So polite... Anyways...

The boys' faces were as red as raspberries as they pointed to me and started talking at once. Two years later, when Dad got the explanation, he loo- It wasn't really two years, right? Jeez, I was just being sarcastic. So, once Dad got the full explanation he looked at me and called me 'darling'. Of course Louis and Luke, BOTH screamed at him ordering him, not to call me 'darling'. It's true, no one SHOULD call you 'darling'. Whatever...

All this craziness was getting on my nerves so I yelled at the top of my fairy little lungs and told them to SHUT UP! Then everything suddenly went quiet. I threatened to seal their lips with my wand if they didn't shut up. 

Then Luke did the stupidest thing. He started talking. So I sealed his lips. Will the spell wear off? It should. In how long? In a two weeks. Whaaaa?!

"Anyone else?" I then threatened, venom in my previously angelic voice. Everyone backed away slowly.

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Nooo! Guess what? What? I... saw... Spill the beans! A celebrity? No! I saw Andrealama! So? What do you mean? Emalia was playing with her! How could she do that?! I don't know! 

Oh, just so you know Diary, I'm crying right now. *sniff* *sniff*. Cool. You are so mean! So are you! I know. Oh.

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Earlier in the day, I asked Lea and Layla if they wanted to go to the park with me. We were having lunch -mashed potatoes- in the dining room. My favorite! Yummm!

Lea and Layla said okay. But then they said the sentence I hate the most: "Only on one condition!"

They said that I have to stay as far away from them as possible. I think a look of pure hurt flashed through my face -and it did- because they both started saying that it was a joke and they were just kidding. :( 

I quickly finished up my mashed potatoes and got ready while I waited for Lea and Layla to finish up their potatoes. 

Five minutes later, the three of us were walking to the park looking like three weirdly dressed up kids. Lea's outfit: Horse onesie. Layla's outfit: Horse onesie. My outfit: Horse onesie. The three of us looked like we were going to a slumber party or something.

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I screamed to Lea and Layla BOTH to push me harder. The cool breeze had whipped my dark brown hair against my olive skin. I closed my almond-shaped eyes as the swing went way up into the air then down. Then up. Then down. As my swing slowed down I opened up my bright blue eyes and I saw the beautiful sunset. Then I saw Emalia... With Andrealama. 

I shouted to them to stop as I ran towards them. I guess they saw me and ran away. I slowed myself to a jog then stopped as I saw them giggling and rushing to the other side of the park. Where did they go exactly? To the slides, if you must know. It stabbed me when I saw Emalia giggling and playing around with Andrealama. Why didn't Emalia come and say hi to me? :( Probably because she wanted a new friend? But out of everyone, why would she choose Andrealama? I have no clue at all.

I then slumped my shoulders and walked back to Lea and Layla. Lea and Layla, being the wonderful older sisters that they are, asked what had happened. I simply just said: "Nothing... let's go home." So she dropped the topic and the three of us slowly walked back home.

~Lily