I took a few of my favorite scenes from movies and added a little twist
HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS PART 2
(Harry and you know who fighting scene)
Harry: (slowly enters the scary woods)
Voldemort: (dramatically turns around) Ah Harry potter...come t-
Harry: (pulls out a gun and shoots at him)
*the woods fall silent*
Death Eaters: O-O (slowly back off)
Harry: Welcome to the 21s Century bitch!
(Bringing Anna to the trolls scene)
Troll: there is darkness in your heart….fear will be your enemy.
Queen: So we should limit her contact with the outside world?
Troll: No y-
King: I know let's lock her up in her room for years not letting her contact with her sister and basically ruin her childhood.
Troll: No love loveeeee show her love.
Queen: I like that plan.
Troll: (Face palm)
THE WALKING DEAD (yes I know this is not a movie)
(Carl kills Shane scene)
Carl: (stares at the Shane zombie behind rick)
Rick: (looks at Carl confused)
Carl: (Stays silent the whole time without telling his dad about the zombie behind him, all while pointing a gun)
Rick: (holds out hand dramatically) Carl please.
Carl: (Fires Gun)
Zombie Shane: (Falls to the ground)
Paul (llamas with hats): Carrrrlll that kills people.
(Bella knows what Edward is scene)
Bella: I know what you are.
Edward: (says in a dramatic deep voice) Say it...out loud.
Jacob: (pops out of nowhere) Bae you said you wouldn't tell anyone.
Jack: don't let go.
Rose: I'll never let go.
Jack: (Clenches teeth)
Rose: You know there is clearly enough room for both of us on here -_-
Jack: You know you're right (Climbs onto raft with Rose)
Rose: Jack there's something I've been meaning to tell you.
Rose: I think I'm pregnant.
Jack: O-O (jumps back into the water)
Rose: O o O Jack!
THE HUNGER GAMES
(Prim gets picked)
Effie: And now the time has come where we pick one of you poor, barely fed people to die a slow and painful death in the hunger games.
Effie: as usual ladies first (Reaches into glass bowl) PRIMROSE EVERDEEN
Katniss: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS NOT THIS YEAR BITCHES WOOOOOOHOOOO!
Prim: < - <
Katniss: > - > ……( realizes) O-O (sighs) -_- I volunteer as tribute.
Effie: It seems we have a volunteer.
All of district 12: (slowly raises middle finger)
THE HUNGER GAMES (second parody)
Effie: Now the time has come to pick a young boy and girl to suffer a gruesome death for the entertainment of thousands of people (squeals)
Effie: (reaches inside glass bowl) Dickinsider!
Effie: Is there a Dickinsider?
Prim and katniss: (Burst into laughter)
Effie: (annoyed) Come on is there so one here with Dickinsider?
Everyone: (dying of laughter)
Effie: THE PERSON WITH DICKINSIDER PLEASE STEP FORWARD! >:(
So that was just a few movies I parodied if you want more just give me suggestions on what should parody next.