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Movie Parodys

by KenxKaneki


Movie Parody

I took a few of my favorite scenes from movies and added a little twist

Enjoy

HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS PART 2

(Harry and you know who fighting scene)

Harry: (slowly enters the scary woods)

Voldemort: (dramatically turns around) Ah Harry potter...come t-

Harry: (pulls out a gun and shoots at him)

*the woods fall silent*

Death Eaters: O-O (slowly back off)

Harry: Welcome to the 21s Century bitch!

FROZEN:

(Bringing Anna to the trolls scene)

Troll: there is darkness in your heart….fear will be your enemy.

Queen: So we should limit her contact with the outside world?

Troll: No y-

King: I know let's lock her up in her room for years not letting her contact with her sister and basically ruin her childhood.

Troll: No love loveeeee show her love.

Queen: I like that plan.

Troll: (Face palm)

THE WALKING DEAD (yes I know this is not a movie)

(Carl kills Shane scene)

Carl: (stares at the Shane zombie behind rick)

Rick: (looks at Carl confused)

Carl: (Stays silent the whole time without telling his dad about the zombie behind him, all while pointing a gun)

Rick: (holds out hand dramatically) Carl please.

Carl: (Fires Gun)

Rick: (flinches)

Zombie Shane: (Falls to the ground)

Paul (llamas with hats): Carrrrlll that kills people.

TWILIGHT

(Bella knows what Edward is scene)

Bella: I know what you are.

Edward: (says in a dramatic deep voice) Say it...out loud.

Bella: Gay

Edward: O-O

Jacob: (pops out of nowhere) Bae you said you wouldn't tell anyone.

TITANIC

(Jack's death)

Jack: don't let go.

Rose: I'll never let go.

Jack: (Clenches teeth)

Rose: You know there is clearly enough room for both of us on here -_-

Jack: You know you're right (Climbs onto raft with Rose)

Rose: Jack there's something I've been meaning to tell you.

Jack: What?

Rose: I think I'm pregnant.

Jack: O-O (jumps back into the water)

Rose: O o O Jack!

THE HUNGER GAMES

(Prim gets picked)

Effie: And now the time has come where we pick one of you poor, barely fed people to die a slow and painful death in the hunger games.

(Cricket sounds)

Effie: as usual ladies first (Reaches into glass bowl) PRIMROSE EVERDEEN

Katniss: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS NOT THIS YEAR BITCHES WOOOOOOHOOOO!

Prim: < - <

Katniss: > - > ……( realizes) O-O (sighs) -_- I volunteer as tribute.

Effie: It seems we have a volunteer.

All of district 12: (slowly raises middle finger)

THE HUNGER GAMES (second parody)

(the reaping)

Effie: Now the time has come to pick a young boy and girl to suffer a gruesome death for the entertainment of thousands of people (squeals)

(Cricket sounds)

Effie: (reaches inside glass bowl) Dickinsider!

Katniss: (snickers)

Effie: Is there a Dickinsider?

Prim and katniss: (Burst into laughter)

Effie: (annoyed) Come on is there so one here with Dickinsider?

Everyone: (dying of laughter)

Effie: THE PERSON WITH DICKINSIDER PLEASE STEP FORWARD! >:(









So that was just a few movies I parodied if you want more just give me suggestions on what should parody next.


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Thu Apr 14, 2016 3:52 pm
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Well, it's "Parodies," not "Parodys," first off. :D I have a feeling that this piece isn't meant to be taken to seriously, haha. I thought they were funny and well executed. ^^ There were some small grammatical errors, but overall the meaning wasn't lost.

Thanks for a laugh,
~Joelsweet




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Mon Apr 11, 2016 8:04 pm
AkeliaTaske says...



Haha, I was laughing so hard on the hunger games one! Nice job!!




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Mon Apr 11, 2016 2:48 am
j3vrma says...



hey there!! firstly i am saying that you did this work very well, without making even a single mistake..
the scene from the movie titanic:-(Jack's death)

Jack: don't let go.

Rose: I'll never let go.

Jack: (Clenches teeth)

Rose: You know there is clearly enough room for both of us on here -_-

Jack: You know you're right (Climbs onto raft with Rose)

Rose: Jack there's something I've been meaning to tell you.

Jack: What?

Rose: I think I'm pregnant.

Jack: O-O (jumps back into the water)

Rose: O o O Jack!
is one of my favourite scenes..
it is my favourite because it is an emotional scene..
You can also add scenes from the movie like fast and furious 7..
overall you did very well.




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Mon Apr 11, 2016 2:47 am
j3vrma wrote a review...



hey there!! firstly i am saying that you did this work very well, without making even a single mistake..
the scene from the movie titanic:-(Jack's death)

Jack: don't let go.

Rose: I'll never let go.

Jack: (Clenches teeth)

Rose: You know there is clearly enough room for both of us on here -_-

Jack: You know you're right (Climbs onto raft with Rose)

Rose: Jack there's something I've been meaning to tell you.

Jack: What?

Rose: I think I'm pregnant.

Jack: O-O (jumps back into the water)

Rose: O o O Jack!
is one of my favourite scenes..
it is my favourite because it is an emotional scene..
You can also add scenes from the movie like fast and furious 7..
overall you did very well.





History repeats itself. First as tragedy, second as farce.
— Karl Marx