I. Introduction

[Author's Note: Aha, this is a complete rough draft - I literally wrote this a couple of days ago, but it's about two best friends who get separated when this girl gets into the picture. This is just the intro.]

I. Introduction

     Gather 'round, children, and allow me to tell you a tale as old as time... Okay, you listening? Good. Once upon a time - 

     "Yeah, I'm not five, so," Will shrugged, looking bored and annoyed at the same time. "I'll pass."

     "Shut up, Will! This is why you're forever alone!"

     Anyway, as I was saying BEFORE THAT STUPID GUY WITH AN INCONVENIENT NAME INTERRUPTED ME, Once upon a time in a tale as old as time, it was a dark and stormy night, when suddenly - 

     "Okay, now that's just so cliché it hurts."

     "DAMMIT WILL!"

     All right, all right, forget the guy. Let's just get to the story: Once upon a time, something-something else, yadda yadda tale as old as time and ancient storyteller shizz, aaaaaand we have a city! Now, my wonderful children, this is no ordinary city: this particular city was once very bootiful - my bad, beautiful - and full of happiness, wealth, and good, average people. Crime rates were low, employment rates were high, the city was clean, school didn't exist, the general population were of friendly, happy people, and the city was one of the leading productive areas anyone could live in. This wonderful, perfect city was once know as, "Bootopia," considering it's too hard and inconvenient to remember to say "beautiful utopia." 

     Now then, for those of you who're wondering, 'why is Bootopia so perfect? Why must I live here, where we're forced to go to school and eat that horrible preheated crap they call lunch?' Well my children, the reason why this is is because Bootopia is protected and run by the top four elite police chiefs/detectives - however even they were run by the famous superhero duo, The Amazing S (TAS) and Wi (pronounced like "why.")

     Everyone loved and respected these two superheroes, and the city was happy.

     That is...until it happened. The day when one of the top four elite police/detectives betrayed everyone and left Bootopia. Ever since then, Bootopia was weakened and became infested by schools, crime, PMSing girls and lower employment rates, not to mention strict teachers and worst of them all: preheated cheap lunch foods! Bootopia was never the same again, and the man - no, the monster who caused it all was now world-wide criminal known as, "The Shark."

     Now, Bootopia is no longer beautiful, leaving it to be called, "Ootopia." The citizens can only hope our two favorite superheroes will save it before it all falls apart.

     The End...OR IS IT?!

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     The entire classroom was silent, everyone too weirded out to speak with the exception of William Picket, who just groaned in agony as he face-palmed and hid his face in embarrassment. "Spencer, why?" 

     I blinked, turning towards our homeroom teacher. "Uh... Wait, what was the question again?"

     She blankly stared at me. "...All I said was, 'introduce yourself to the class.'"