Blank Space, Parody

by Evander

Published January 2, 2015

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Hello! This is a parody of Blank Space, by Taylor Swift. My sister (Dragona), and I have come up with these. (She should get most of the credit.) 

Nice to meet you, I'll write you.
I can write of incredible things.
Magic, Murders, Mystery is in.
Day dreaming, and I thought, 
"OMG, I'll write you."
I'll have to find something new.
I'll even stay up late...

No money, quill and pen
Oh no, not that villain again.
Ain't it funny, plotlines end.
And I know you've read about me.
So hey, let's be friends
I'm dying to see if you will end
Grab a notebook and I'll send
some rough draft to take up your whole weekend

So you'll live forever,
or you're going to die in flames
I will tell youwhen it's over
if you even survive the pain
got a long list of my characters
Who we'll never meet again
'cause I know you love the adventures
and I love to win.

'cause I'm young and reckless
I'll write for way too long
it'll leave them breathless
or hating this whole song
got a long list of my characters
Who we'll never meet again
There is a blank space, baby
and you'll fit right in

Broken hearts, Crystal dies
I can write you incredible things
secrets, silence, little lies
I am writing, and you'll find
out someone who's untrue
I won't be that one to you
Wait, the plot-twist has yet to come... Oh no

Screaming, dying, toxic storms
I can make all the worlds turn
Ink splattered on my floor
and have you thinking, like
"OMG, what is she?"
I am a little kill-happy
I'll bring you back each time you leave
'cause darling I'm an author, the world turns for me

So you'll live forever,
or you're going to die in flames
I will tell youwhen it's over
if you even survive the pain
got a long list of my characters
Who we'll never meet again
'cause I know you love the adventures
and I love to win.

'cause I'm young and reckless
I'll write for way too long
it'll leave them breathless
or hating this whole song
got a long list of my characters
Who we'll never meet again
There is a blank space, baby
and you'll fit right in

I only write romance if it has torture
don't say the other characters didn't warn ya
I only write murder 'cause it's torture
don't say the other characters didn't warn ya

So you'll live forever,
or you're going to die in flames
I will tell you when it's over
if you even survive the pain
got a long list of my characters
Who we'll never meet again
'cause I know you love the adventures
and I love to win.

'cause I'm young and reckless
I'll write for way too long
it'll leave them breathless
or hating this whole song
got a long list of my characters
Who we'll never meet again
There is a blank space, baby
and you'll fit right in

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AfterTheStorm
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AfterTheStorm commented Comment · Jan 4, 2015

This is the greatest thing of my life.

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FlowerPower
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FlowerPower commented Comment · Jan 4, 2015

So I was enjoying your parody until you killed me (Crystal). I don't appreciate that :P but blank space is my favorite song at the moment so I find it ironic how it ended up killing me xD. I enjoyed your parody nonetheless :)

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JumpyDot wrote a review Review · Jan 4, 2015

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Rin321
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Rin321 wrote a review Review · Jan 3, 2015

WOW! This was great! It is so original, and a great twist to this song! YWS edition! I agree with Nightmare with capitalization in the beginning of the verses, but other than that, I think that is is great! I love how you were inspired by the song, and made it your own! So original, and I love it! Great job, and I love this idea! I think that you should keep doing this with other songs, and then you can have a great thing going! Please keep writing! My favorite lines are in the second to last stanza:

So you'll live forever,
or you're going to die in flames
I will tell you when it's over
if you even survive the pain

So strong, and true. It is also very comical! Like I said, great twist to the already great song! I encourage you to do it more! Thanks so much for sharing! :D

LogicAndObjections wrote a review Review · Jan 3, 2015

Blank space reminds me of Death Note (the anime) and so does this one xD I love parodies like this one, taking something new and creating it to make it your own. (sorta) No problems here except;

"I will tell youwhen it's over"

Space between you and when, other than that I don't see any mistakes!

Awesome job, it flowed perfectly with the music (yes, I tried it)

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Nightmare commented Comment · Jan 3, 2015

Nice parody. I could imagine the song vividly and it feels like it fits. That's the good part about good parodies. I tried one once... Who Let The Writers Out i think I called it. XD Just kidding! But still good writing. Just remember to capitalize the start of each new verse.

Nightmare's Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars! YAY!!!!!!! :D

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JM
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JM commented Comment · Jan 3, 2015

Ha, this is a great parody for us writers. Not going to lie, I listened to the song whilst reading it and it fit really well.

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Nightmare wrote a review Review · Jan 3, 2015

Nice parody. I could imagine the song vividly and it feels like it fits. That's the good part about good parodies. I tried one once... Who Let The Writers Out i think I called it. XD Just kidding! But still good writing. Just remember to capitalize the start of each new verse.

Nightmare's Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars! YAY!!!!!!! :D



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