The New Pledge

by Aristotle

Published March 8, 2010

I Pledge Alligence To Queen Fragg

And Her Mighty State Of Hysteria

And To The Republic On Which I Stand

Fun Nations, Under Cod, With Livertrees, and Much Tips, For All.

This is the new Pledge of Allegience!

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Aristotle commented Comment · Mar 24, 2010

I didnt steal it.... I took it and I made it full. The only part i took was I pledge allegience to queen fragg, and her mighty state of hysteria.

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Vasticity commented Comment · Mar 16, 2010

Don't steal jokes from Calvin and Hobbes... that's just rude. :evil:



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