Part
one
Although
Mr Carver had only recently started at the office, Janey Richards was
already sick of him. There was nothing in particular about his
personality that she disliked - he seemed like a pleasant young man -
but rather it was his work ethic. He thought it fit to take a break
every fifteen or so minutes, standing up at his desk and stretching
out with a groan. This was a particular annoyance to Janey, since she
preferred it to be silent when she worked. Mr Carver also liked to go
outside for a cigarette every hour on the dot, dawdling on the
balcony of their floor as he smoked. For some reason, the bosses, Mr
Dean and Mr Sheilings, had not yet reprimanded these actions, though
they clearly violated company guidelines. Janey took her designated
half hour break at one fifteen in the afternoon each day, eating a
small meal in the canteen on the ground floor and arriving promptly
back at her desk on the third at one forty-five exactly. She wasn’t
a rule breaker. In fact, had she not been somewhat timid and shy, she
would be a strict rule enforcer. She would have very much liked to
stand up on the desk with her hands on her hips and shout at Mr
Carver for his tardiness and general disregard for rules. But she
couldn’t, and wouldn’t, because one of the company rules
prohibited workers from climbing on the furniture.
Mr
Carver had introduced himself as Lewis, with a cheeky grin plastered
across his young face. He was perhaps twenty, twenty one, only a few
years younger than Janey herself. He hadn’t offered to shake
anyone’s hands on his first day, which Janey found strangely rude.
Did
he not want to touch them? What was wrong with their hands that made
him not want to shake them?
“You
want a coffee?” He asked aloud from his desk one day, and it took a
moment for Janey to realise he was talking to her since he phrased it
so informally. Their desks faced each other, and when she looked up
from her work, he was peering around the side of his computer
monitor.
“No,
thank you.” Janey politely declined. It was against the company
rules for employees to have hot drinks at their desk, to decrease the
risk of computers being damaged if they spilled.
“Go
on!” Mr Carver insisted, standing up from his chair. “You look
like you need one.”
Janey
thought this remark about her appearance was rude, but she ignored it
and shook her head at him. “I don’t want one, thank you.”
Did
his mother never teach him his manners? She
thought as she went back to her work. Perhaps
he was an orphan - that is terrible of course, but it would explain
his lack of general regard for others. Maybe his mother was a
drunkard or a-
“I’m
making you a coffee, you look as though you’re about to fall
asleep!” Mr Carver interrupted Janey’s thoughts as he appeared in
front of her desk, stretching out his arms like he always did.
“I
must insist that I don’t want one, thank you.” It was getting
ridiculous now, she really didn’t want or need a coffee. All she
wanted and needed to do was finish the report on her desk so that she
wasn’t fired.
Mr
Carver laughed. “Well, I’m insisting that I’m making you one,
call it a gentlemanly gesture.”
What
sort of gentleman does he think he is? Janey
went back to her thoughts. No
gentleman I know of is this abrupt and rude in his interactions. Mr
Carver had wandered off towards the breakroom and she knew she’d
lost that short battle. I
won't drink it, she
told herself, but then immediately decided that it would be too
impolite to do that. I
will drink it, but I will tell him I am trying to quit caffeine, so
he won’t make me one again. But
then she thought about how wrong it was to lie and didn’t know what
she’d do if he tried to make her one again.
She
pushed the thoughts away and went back to her report. It was nearly
finished, written out in pencil on lined paper in case of mistakes.
Then she could type up a perfect version in a few minutes and email
it to her bosses before the end of the day.
“Do
you have sugar or milk in your coffee?” came Mr Carver’s voice
from behind her. Janey practically writhed in annoyance as she turned
round to answer him.
“Neither,
thank you.”
“Ah
hah! I predicted that you were a black coffee kinda girl!” He
presented a styrofoam cup of boiling hot black coffee from behind his
back. “Here you go!”
Janey
smiled at him, a little weakly. “Thank you kindly, Mr Carver.”
Mr
Carver somehow found these words as an invitation to sit on the edge
of Janey’s desk.
“Call
me Lewis, please. You’re Joan, right?”
“Janey.”
“Ah,
my bad, my bad. There’s so many people here and I still don’t
know all their names. You worked here a while, then?”
Please
go away, I need to finish this report is
what she wanted to say. “Since I was eighteen, yes.” is what she
actually said. A friend of her mothers had worked there at the time
and helped Janey get the job after she left school. Although she had
been a studious student, she hadn’t opted to go to university,
preferring to jump straight into the working world. University seemed
like more of a social gathering - a rite-of-passage type nonsense.
“I
started my old job aged eighteen too. I left recently because, well -
I was fired.” Mr Carver shrugged, nonchalantly as if that was
something normal.
Janey’s
eyes widened. Fired?!
And they let him work here?
Though she was not a curious teacher, and thought asking personal
questions was intrusive, Janey was compelled to ask why he had been
fired. It must have been something serious if he was fired, but it
couldn’t have been that
serious
if he had been allowed to work here.
“Why
were you fired?” She asked, picking up the cup of black coffee and
raising it to her lips.
“I
worked in a supermarket, right, and we had these flat surfaces with
wheels on for transporting crates of food,” Mr Carver chuckled at
himself and took a sip of his coffee. A few drops dripped down his
white shirt, but he didn’t seem to care. He wiped his mouth with
the sleeve of his blazer. “And one day, when there weren't many
customers, I tried to skateboard down the aisles on one of them. It
was going very well until there was no way to stop and I crashed into
a fridge full of milk and, well, got myself and the floor covered in
milk.”
The
way Mr Carver was telling the story - like it was some hilarious joke
- told Janey that he didn’t take his work seriously. She knew that
already, but it just solidified it in her mind. Never
leave him unattended, she
noted in her mind, as
if he were a child. Taking
a sip of her coffee, she slowly turned her attention back to her
report, but Mr Carver kept talking.
“I
bet you’ve never done a thing wrong in your life, have you?”
Well,
no, nothing like that. “I
once forgot my calculator, though it was on one of my very first days
here. I haven’t forgotten it since.”
“That
doesn’t count!” Mr Carver started to laugh at her but composed
himself quickly after seeing the rather serious and concerned look on
her face. “I mean, that’s not that
bad.
Doesn’t it get boring, being so, well, good?”
I
think it would be much more boring if I were arrested and put in jail
for the rest of my life because I decided to be bad. Janey
sighed. “No, I like
sticking
to the rules and not getting fired, thank you.”
“There
must be SOMETHING you’ve always wanted to do, but it’s against
the rules.” His voice practically filled the whole room, and Janey
felt her cheeks go bright red, hating to think that they could be
disturbing other people’s work.
“No.”
She said quickly, shaking her head.
“Not
even one tiny thing that-”
“No.”
“Not
even one tiny, teeny little thing-”
“No!”
“Not
even one tiny, teeny, itsy, bitsy little -”
“I
always wanted to take the lift.” Janey gave in, pushing her report
to the other side of the desk and picking her coffee up again. “We’re
told to take the stairs and that the lift is for clients and bosses,
so I take the stairs. But I always wanted to take the lift.”
Mr
Carver jumped up from the desk, knocking his coffee all over the
floor. “Perfect!” He looked at the clock on the wall and grinned.
“I make that quarter past one, time from lunch, right?”
It
was half-past twelve, but Janey knew she wasn’t going to get any
work done unless Mr Carver went away, and perhaps she could persuade
him to go away by accompanying him to lunch. She stood up from her
chair and followed him dutifully out of the room. He led her over to
the lift, which was directly opposite the stairs, and pressed the
button to call the lift to their floor.
“Ready
to break the rules?”
No,
I am terrified and want to take the stairs. “I
don’t think that this is a good idea, Mr Carver.”
“Nonsense!
It’s just a lift, look!” The lift arrived and the doors opened,
revealing an empty interior. Mr Carver stepped in, and Janey
hesitated, with one foot in and one foot out. “Oh get in!”
He
pulled her in by her shoulders, and she stumbled to the back of the
lift. Could
he get any ruder? “I
didn’t appreciate that, and now I’m feeling quite nervous.”
And
she was feeling very nervous. In fact, she didn’t believe she’d
felt this nervous since her first day of work. She was a woman of
routine, and liked things to be the same. Yes, she had always wanted
to take the lift instead of the stairs, but that was more of a
backseat curiosity that she thought about whilst climbing the stairs
to keep herself occupied. This was a rather spontaneous move, on her
part, but it seemed to be usual for Mr Carver to break the rules so
effortlessly. He just went and did it, no fuss, never being
reprimanded. Apart from his last job, of course, where he was fired.
And
rightly so.
The
short journey was uneventful. Muzak played quietly in the lift, and
neither of them said anything. Should
anyone summon the lift and get in, she
thought, they
would think us the most unlikely pair.
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