You know. When I was little I read parts of the third Harry Potter book before I ever went back and discovered the first book. This feels a little like this, as you might have noticed my comment on your more recent chronicle in the McDonald's escapades. I noticed there was a reference to something that had happened previous, but none of the links in the "related works" led me here. It is by chance, as fortuitous as the chance that led you to discover the connected chicken nuggets, that I am here at all.
So let's begin with the untangling. I like the intent behind the double parentheses, and that rhythm is totally necessary, but when you go completely absurd instead of just ridiculous, I think it weakens your delivery. So randomly bringing up the government without any possible logical path to that word makes it seem absurd and lopped together, when I know you can make it solid AND silly.
Next, that first sentence alone seems weird: "despite my reconsiderations"? Not only has it pluralized a noun that can't really be pluralized (but I do that all the time, so I'd be willing to let it go), it's weird to say reconsideration without first having an original consideration. Did you consider McDonald's and the quality of their products? Then later you'd reconsider and think okay, maybe they're okay. So I think that's just a bit confusing and would do well replaced with something like "hesitation" or "previous inclination to inhibition" or something equally as silly but less incorrect.
And last, your last line. What? How can you be asking if you should disturb the universe if you already did.
I'd say rearrange a bit, and put this lovely line right after "by a most minute area of the surface". Spacing it out to its own paragraph will still give it the lovely pause and spotlight it needs. Then "so I did" makes the perfect abrupt ending. What do you think?
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