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RandomTalks here with a short story!
This was an extremely witty and humorous story. I really enjoyed reading it and was grinning throughout the story. It was a very fun retelling of a scene we have ourselves experienced more than one in our childhood - the preceding evening before Christmas when the night is full of hopes and expectations.
Your narration was a very strong point here - it was direct and short, without wavering around the plot. The dialogues of the characters were very much realistic and funny and I liked how each was engaged in their own mood and situation - whether it was Jon who just wanted to go to sleep, or an excited Josie's sudden concern over behavior and her underlying fear that Santa just might not come for her, and then we have Santa himself, who is a grumbling, complaining and apparently crooked person who steals the children's parents' money. Honestly, I am not sure which situation was funnier
"Exactly. And even if he does come, all he'll leave is coal, considering how you've acted." explained Jon.
This entire interaction between the brother and sister was so realistic that I could actually imagine it taking place. Also, if someone had told me in my childhood, that Santa was going to leave coal for me as a result of my bad behavior, I would have been rightfully traumatized as a kid.
"GAH! WHO THE HELL IS IT?! I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY!" screamed Santa as he jumped around to face little Josie.
This entire part was so funny! Santa threatening to use pepper spray on a sleepy little girl is the height of comedy and his exaggerated reactions just made the scene all the more funnier.
The ending note and the overall theme of the story makes me wonder if the story is perhaps inspired by a personal (negative) experience relating to the Holiday season. You seem to have a grudge against Santa, but it also gave us this wonderful story, so I am not complaining!
Keep writing and have a great day!
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