Ms.
Opposite was just your average school teacher; although, many people
acquainted with her would say she was anything but average... and
only one of her students agreed. Margot had hoped that within her
small middle school she wouldn't get Ms. Opposite for math.
Unfortunately for her, this was not the case.
The
new math teacher, Mrs. Pepper, was hired a year or two before. Pepper
quickly became overwhelmed by the obnoxious seventh graders; however,
this was not the reason for her decision to quit. Mrs. Pepper's math
class was located across the hall from that of Ms. Opposite's. One
day, Pepper got out her stack of ungraded papers, her favorite purple
pen, and her sticker sheet. She had everything she could possibly
need to score her students' work during her planning period. A
conspicuous paper airplane flew quietly through the open door and
broke Pepper's concentration. The intention of the plane may have
been to land perfectly upon Mrs. Pepper's desk, but instead poked the
poor teacher's eye... pretty badly. Pepper then was forced to go to
an urgent care and ended up resigning; This wasn't the first instance
of one of Ms. Opposite's accidents. Ms. Opposite had no intention of
harm and just wanted to greet Mrs. Pepper with a note that said
"Goodbye!"
Dreading
the next hour, Margot walked into her math classroom. She held her
binder tightly to her chest and glanced quickly at Ms. Opposite
behind the teacher's desk... er in front. All of Margot's classes,
including this one, were organized alphabetically. The only
difference was that Margot, being an E, got seated in the back due to
Ms. Opposite's nature; the whole alphabet was reversed! Margot's
classmates filed in before the bell sounded and with a sigh she sat
down in her chair. Then, the most ridiculously loud noise filled the
room. It was as obnoxious as it was funny to the other students.
Everyone's heads turned to Margot, sinking towards the ground.
"Did
you guys hear that? Oh my God, was that Margot?" The boys and
girls alike snickered. Margot blushed and wasn't quite sure what to
do.
"That
wasn't me! I'm telling you!" Margot wanted to leave the
classroom or better yet disappear. Ms. Opposite stood from her desk
in response to the ruckus caused in the previous moments.
"Margot!
What's going on back there?" Ms. Opposite held her hands to her
hips. Margot didn't say anything. How could someone in their right
mind tell the teacher of what the others accused her of transpiring?
To Margot's confusion Ms. Opposite started to laugh rather
hysterically.
"Sorry,
Margot." She wheezed. "I believe I misplaced my favorite
whoopee cushion over the lunch break." Oh how Ms. Opposite
thought the situation was hilarious! Margot, however, couldn't share
even the slightest of amusement. "Could you bring it here? So
sorry for the disruption, class. Everyone, please stand at your
seats!"
Margot
with a twinge of disgust stood and picked up the cushion by the edge.
She, still humiliated, moved to the front of the room and laid the
toy along the palm of her teacher's hand. As Margot began to take her
leave, Ms. Opposite whispered to the girl excitedly.
"Bonus
points on today's assignment if you can find my shock pen! I need it
for my prank on Mr. Boyce later." Ms. Opposite grinned. Margot
turned as she rolled her eyes to not let the woman see. They both
returned to their desks for the moment and remained standing.
"Alright, everyone! Your assignment and homework are written on
the board. You're now free to work!" She said perfectly timed
with the school bell. Margot would've been happy to start working...
if the board said anything at all. Margot eventually did find the
shock pen, but only by accident and the most shocking way possible.
At least she got those extra points to boost her grade and Ms.
Opposite was able to continue her usual pranks.
When
explaining to others of her frustration, Margot frequently described
Ms. Opposite's behavior as: right is wrong and wrong is right. She
even wrote down the sentence in her math notebook as a reminder. Only
the students and staff knew of Ms. Opposite's chaos, so no one else
in the world had the help of this reminder.
That
day, Ms. Opposite was driving home. A normal occurrence in everyday
life. She reached the stoplight near her street as it changed from
green to yellow to a vivid red. The few cars to her left stopped, but
she did not. Ms. Opposite sped through the light without hesitation.
A sudden siren increased in volume as it neared, so she pulled over,
concerned. The officer parked and sauntered over to the car's window.
He knocked twice and Ms. Opposite, smiling sheepishly, rolled down
the glass.
"Hello,
Miss."
"Is
there a problem, Officer?"
"It
seems to me you ran through a red light near a school zone," the
officer relayed, "and above the speed limit might I add."
"Red
light?" Ms. Opposite was confuzzled at the accusation. Red only
signified the ability to not stop and the speed limit was only a
guideline... or so how it went within her own mind.
"Yes,
Miss."
"I'm
truly sorry, Officer, but I don't see what I did wrong?" Ms.
Opposite inquired apologetically. It was the Officer's turn to have
confusion.
"Again.
You drove through a red-" The officer stopped after a thought
surfaced. "May I see your license, Miss?"
"Yes,
of course." Ms. Opposite said quieter. She rummaged through her
purse and retrieved the small card.
"Caroline
Opposite." He mumbled to himself, reading the license
information. "Let me check the system and then I'll have you on
your way." The officer returned to his own car. Ms. Opposite
felt a flutter in her stomach and a shake in her hands. She hadn't
any idea why this police officer stopped her in the first place.
After
a bit of shuffling around papers and looking through the database,
the man once again arrived at Ms. Opposite's window.
"It
says here that your brother was stopped recently for the same
offense."
"Jonathan?"
"Yes,
I have a couple questions for you." He cleared his throat and
continued. "What does red mean?"
"Go...
is this really necessary?"
"Yes,
now what does green mean?"
"Stop."
She watched as the officer checked some boxes on an unfamiliar form.
"Hmmm...
well, it's just as I thought. It seems that it runs in the family."
"What?"
Ms. Opposite's eyes went wide with fear. "What is it?"
"You
think in the opposite direction from everyone else. No wonder you're
having trouble on the road. Here." He handed her the slip of
paper that he had been scribbling on. It said to take another
driver's education class and to work on her opposite ways.
And
hopefully she did, but let's face it. People rarely change.
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