Legend has it that long ago, Paul was a lost spirit of the Internet, and not the amazing, animated yellow thing we all love today. Back then he was known as Paul0003/avatars-100x100-smilies/001.htm, the strange yellow avatar who kept to himself. He wandered the realms of mighty Google alone and ashamed, until one day, he came upon YWS...
Paul0003/avatars-100x100-smilies/001.htm looked up at the great wonders of YWS. It was a mass of spiralling words and creativity, of strange people who liked to call themselves writers, and of hundreds of avatars. Soon Paul0003/avatars-100x100-smilies/001.htm became lost. He travelled far and wide, through mazes of forums and works - some with one review, some with none - then finally, he reached the gleaming Information Desk.
"Please...I-I'm lost" Paul0003/avatars-100x100-smilies/001.htm said shyly.
"Try going to the Welcome Mat and introducing yourself, then the other avatars will help you." a monkey avatar suggested.
The other avatars seemed to wait on his hand and foot, act as if he was king, but Paul0003/avatars-100x100-smilies-little-crest/001.htm had heard the whispers, he had seen the statues. It was SKINS they all worshipped, a great and mighty writer, a worthy god.
In that moment Paul0003/avatars-100x100-smilies/001.htm realised his purpose, it was to be SKINS' avatar, it was to be Paul; the (sexy) yellow thing. It was to be recognised from all around, to be envied.
Paul0003/avatars-100x100-smilies-little-crest/001.htm decided to abandon the monkey's suggestion and requested the whereabouts of SKINS. He was told he had to journey to The Profile, a perilous road, a dangerous risk. For around The Profile was My YWS, a place where he discovered thieving members attempting to copy his link, to use variations of him, of his family.
He crossed his legs and tried to hide his dignity, no YWS user could find that URL, if they did he would become a shambles, nothing more than a worthless clone. Paul0003/avatars-100x100-smilies/001.htm ran through the crowd desperately, hoping he could reach SKINS before she was offline, before she was gone. That July there were so many members online that he began to worry whether he would even find SKINS at all, let alone become her avatar.
Eventually through all the hullaballoo, he made it to SKINS' Wall. Quickly he bared his link to all, hoping that SKINS would snaffle it up quickly like a rabid racoon. She did, and it was even better, this racoon was high on sugar.
Through the bright light of YWS came a vision so beautiful, so awe-worthy it made Paul0003/avatars-100x100-smilies/001.htm's mouth hang open...
It was a gypsy. Dancing on sugar lumps.
SKINS tossed aside the ginger cheese Jenthura had offered her, he could have it back for all she cared, Paul - yes, that would be his name now she mused, Paul is a very... EPIC name - could be cheese if he wanted to. For days she had been searching for an animated avatar, one good enough for YWS, and now she had found it. She was in love. Other users were envious, words floated around ShadowKnight155; "If I saw that insane, idiotic, and slightly disturbing creature somewhere else, how could I not want it?" SKINS didn't listen, and absent-mindedly patted Paul's head.
From that day on Paul became famous, the animated yellow thing he'd always dreamed he'd be. Yes, other users became jealous of his amazing looks and eventually found his brothers and sisters, there was one called MilkNCookies, she stole Paulina, a close lookalike. Funkymomo took Paulette, his cousin, a spy from an unkmown land. Paul didn't mind, and even if he did he had too low self-esteem to say so. SKINS didn't worry either, even though she kept telling everybody, only she knew his true capability - HE COULD KILL THEM ALL.
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