Narrator: Here we are at the Golden Corral where the cast will be eating at the free all you can eat buffet (applause) We have put cameras and bugs all over the dining room so we can catch every little delicous bit of their meal! YEAH!
(5 minutes later - dining room at Golden Corral)
Edward Cullen's Point of view
So we arrive at an abandoned-looking resteraunt in the middle of a ghost town. We are ushered to the table by an over-excited male waiter named Rickardo. He smells so delicous... by the way, What were these people thinking taking me to a resturaunt! I do not eat! Stupid people - oh bother, I forgot to tell you about the rest of the cast! There is some preppy school kid Light Yagami, An obnoxious blonde named Misa Amane, My sister Alice, some very quiet, wild looking guy L(what is his name, anyway?) A little boy named Near who likes to argue with this guy Mello (major chocolate addiction)There is also some guy named Matt whose been playing a very intense game of Zelda on his Nintendo DS. There is some beastly critter whose name is Magical Leopluridan, A girl named Sam who keeps stuffing her face, and Michael Kelso, the most annoying, STUPID being I have yet to meet. We have been together for five minutes, yet nobody has said anything, not even Alice. I believe I should try to talk, but I'm not one to strike a conversation. Finally, it is Sam who breaks the silence
Sam: So(swallows the fried chicken she had been eating) why did you people sign up for this show?
Light: Well, I thought it would be a very cool expierience to be on national television!
Misa: Hmm...(taps her little round chin) Because I wanted to be with Light-kun!
Mello: So I could beat Near at it!
Near: Well, I'm too smart to go to school, and too young to go to college, so I decided to come and be on a random reality show nobody has heard of.
Alice: Well I came so I could do Edwards wardrobe
Misa: (face lights up) You do wardrobe
Alice: Yeps!
Misa: COOL! (the two then become dead to the cast and have a mindless converstation on clothes and shopping and shoes and cosmetics)
Kelso: I came because (flips hair) you never know what kind of hot chicks you'll meet on TV, like, I saw Jessica Simpson on TV once!
[long long pause]
L: Do you still have her picture...?
Kelso: Like hell I do!
Sam: (turns away) It was either here or jail for me
Magical Leopluridan: EEEEERRRRRRRRK! ROOOORK!
Matt: (glances at Magicical Leopluridan) Okay... I'm here because my 360 broke and - HEY! WHO STOLE MY CAKE (camera turns to L)
L: (has it all over his face) Uh, Kira?
Light: (turns to L) No I didn't!
L: (light bulb flashes above head) Youre Kira?!
Light: NO! So, who needs refills! We need more turkey - it's not me it's you! Not the flying tacos!(has a break down. The cast stares at him for a second and ignores him.
Kelso: (checks Misa out) Hey sexay! You have a really cute ass!
Misa: EWW! YOU PERVERT! LIGHT THAT CREEPY GUY CALLED ME SEXY!
Light:(turns to Kelso) You want her? You can have it - she is freaking annoying!
Misa: L-L-Light (face quivers) WAAAAAH!
Matt: Ugh, shut up! I was in the middle of a game!
Misa: YOU SHUT UP (gets up and tries to kick Matt's ass but falls down like a dumb hooker Mello then randomly punches Sam, and then Sam just starts kicking everybody's asses. Alice smells the blood that was rushing out of Light's nose and then tries to suck his blood. Somehow L and Near managed to stay out of it completely)
Narrator: Oh Shit! We cant have a show with a dead cast! STOP!
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