#1
This is an amusing story by my pal Beth and me. It features all our favorite characters from our favorite mangas. It's compleatly stupid but also very humerous and probably full of mistakes. Enjoy!
*
It was a stuffy, hot Saturday afternoon. Inside the lair Killy groaned and staggered up off the rickety wooden chair next to the table. He was so bored that all he could do was wait for the next meal to start! He grabbed a muffin-in-a-mug from the cupboards when he shuffled towards them, and shoved it in the microwave with impatience.
He scratched his head and watched the muffin spin round and round in the microwave. It made an annoying whirring noise as it worked. He gritted his teeth. As soon as he was taught how to use a microwave he hated that stupid noise. And the food spinning round in front of you was intimidating! He wanted
that muffin!
Finally it bleeped, and he punched the small door open and grabbed the muffin.
"Finally! That took..." But as he grabbed it with his bare hands, he realized the heat was burning his skin. He yelped and dropped the muffin on the rocky floor. It splattered into muffin mush.
He looked at his hand. That wasn't the only thing steaming, his head was gradually reddening like a tomato.
"I hate MICROWAVES!" He shouted. He went for his gun, but suddenly a hand grabbed his shoulder.
"Don't even think about shooting the microwave!"
Killy turned round and caught the cheeky glare of Toshiro. He frowned and let the gun slide out of his hands.
"Don't you ever get angry with it?!" He asked angrily, pointing at the slightly ajar microwave. Toshiro shook his head and gave a sly smile.
"I know how to use it! And I wait for the timer to run out, unlike some!"
"IT RAN OUT! AND IT WAS DONE ANYWAY IT TAKES TOO LONG!"
"We must abide by the law of the microwave!" Toshiro hushed, almost like the microwave could hear them. "L didn't say what might happen if we stop the timer! Anything could happen..."
Slowly Killy looked round and the microwave. Toshiro had a point. None of them had tried it, and he knew this microwave was an evil one!
They both watched the microwave for a while, like it might jump any second, until L came through the door, and scratched his head in confusion.
"Is the microwave about to do a trick?"
Both Killy and Toshiro shrugged, but were glued to the microwave and didn't give L even the slightest look. He walked over to them, and looked down at the messy floor. "Did someone try to cook a muffin-in-a-mug and fail? Miserably?"
Killy nodded his head, and letting his friends carry on with what they were doing, L left to go upstairs.
Upstairs was the cafe, where they made all their money! It was a small cosy place, with a yellow border outside. It was 'LKH tea room.' As obvious as it was to them what that stood for, no one else seemed to question it. They got quite a few customers, because their tea was quite famous in the little town they lodged in.
People who came often asked what they put into their tea to make it so nice. But they never told anyone. At first neither Killy nor Toshiro knew why their tea was so good, but they soon found out that L was putting over 10 spoonfuls of sugar inside each cup of tea, and then pieces of banana inside.
It sounded gross, but it was actually incredibly nice, and felt like the tea was dancing on your tongue!
Of course they weren't always there to work in the coffee shop. That's why they employed some friends sometimes. L skipped up the stairs and peeked round the wooden door into the kitchen of the tea room.
It was a little busy, but it was nearly closing time anyway. He caught sight of a friend of his walking round the wall separating the kitchens from the cafe, and caught his attention.
"Psst." He hissed. They noticed this, and walked towards him quickly, making sure no one else saw him do it. L came closer and whispered in his ear. "We'll be gone for a while."
The man nodded his head, and a little grin appeared on his face. He always liked to know the stories after they'd came back. He walked off towards the tea rooms to serve an elderly couple, and L raced down the steps into the gloomy, dark lair that hid itself under the vibrant, warm rooms above them.
But he preferred it down there. It was dark, and there were many rooms with hardly anything inside. Down in the corner was the long, old table and the counters. It was like a little kitchen area.
Killy and Toshiro seemed like they had snapped out of their trances, and they watched L slowly walk towards them.
"Ok." L smiled, clapping his hands together, "We need to go to the sea."
They had all got into the orange Volkswagen campervan, and began their journey to the coast. It was a little crampt, because they had collected so much junk from previous visits to places. They had a chunk of Big Ben when they managed to save people from an attack there, and somehow L had managed to get it into the camper. That was a complete mystery. They also had one of those huge ice creams you get outside of ice-cream shops. They only had that because Killy had argued with the ice-cream man, and took it in anger. He said he was going to burn it but he hadn’t got round to that yet.
Apart from junk they did have other things to help them. They had weapons other than Killy's gun for him to use, and Toshiro's Hyourimaru sometimes had to stay in the camper, because Killy didn't like swords. L kept a laptop somewhere inside, but he would have to dive in to the mess to find it.
Finally they got there and took a breath of fresh sea air as they fell out of the camper.
They coughed a little bit, and seagulls came to greet them, but were immediately scattered by Killy screaming at them all.
"Do you have a problem with seagulls?" Toshiro asked Killy.
"Seagulls are evil! Pure pure evil!"
Toshiro shook his head and continued to walk down onto the sand. There was a beautiful sky for 5 in the afternoon. The sun was setting just on the horizon, and gave off a purplely red glow. The clouds rippled like a mirror image of the water, which was still sparkling in what light was left. The sand was silk like, and as they walked they nearly sank into it. The murmuring sounds of the sea were a little overpowered by the cawing of those darn seagulls, but Killy vowed he'd kill them one day.
"So why are we here?" Toshiro asked L in bemusement. L kept his eye on the sea, and didn't reply. He was waiting for something.
But waiting wasn't good enough for Killy. Even though Hitsugaya had accepted that the answer would come soon enough, Killy wanted to find out sooner.
"If it’s in the water, I’ll get it!" He announced. He began running crazily towards the water. Toshiro tried to run after him, and held his hands out.
"IDIOT! You can't swim!"
But it was too late; Killy had plunged into the water without thinking it through. He managed to get so far, but looked round to them both on the sand, and started to sink.
Toshiro jumped in after him, and L stood there, still watching, but this time at Killy and his pathetic attempt to swim. He shrugged his shoulders and started to eat a random banana.
Toshiro grabbed Killy and swam back to shore like a true lifeguard. He threw him onto the sand, and instead of resuscitating him, he kicked him in the stomach! It worked, and Killy shot water out of his mouth.
"You fool! Learn to swim next time!"
Killy got up, a little shaken and glared at the sea. He grabbed his gun and pointed it towards the water.
"I'LL GET YOU TOO!"
"There it is!" L suddenly interrupted. They both looked at him with clueless faces, and followed where L was pointing. He meant a boat, coming across the sea. It was quite big, and must have carried quite a few people.
"Why does it need help?" Hitsugaya asked.
"Because there is a lunatic who hijacked that boat."
They stared at him unimpressed.
"Hijacked a boat." Toshiro sighed.
"Pirates?" Killy asked.
"Not likely." L replied, "I don't think there are many pirates anymore."
They stared at the boat and sighed all together like a choir.
"Well, L knows best, let’s go." Toshiro leaded. They started to fly to the ship. Wheeee.
Once they landed, they ran up towards the top, where the captain would have been if he was actually in control of the boat.
L made his way up to communications, along with Killy. Killy was cursing under his breath because he hated the sea, and seagulls, and microwaves so much.
They had to climb up some ladders to get there, and so Killy went first and L second.
But he kept cursing about each step!
"Killy..." L explained, "Each step is exactly the same!"
Killy nodded, and started to climb faster.
They made it to the top, and a bunch of guys on smart looking computers stared angrily at them both.
"How did you get up here?" One man growled.
"We flew." L explained.
They looked even angrier with that statement, so Killy jumped in front of them and pointed the gun at them all.
"Don't even think of coming closer, or your dead men!"
The man, who must have thought himself the leader of the crew, walked forwards. He had a red and black bandanna and black, dangling earrings. His face was huge and grumpy, and he had a huge nose that was about the size of both L and Killy!
"I don't think that dumb gun will kill any of us!" He grunted, laughing afterwards.
L shut his eyes, and sighed.
Boom, just as he expected.
Killy started shooting everyone who made their way forward, which by a few minutes was everyone.
Boom, boom, boom, bodies were flung over the sides of the computers and into the walls.
L ran towards one of the computers and looked angrily at Killy.
"Once again you managed to kill everyone! Why don't you use any of those less-harmful weapons?"
"Because beams work best I tell you."
L sighed and started typing away manically at the computer systems of the ship. It turned out that those men were blocking the boats communications and its co-ordinates. But only to certain places. There were others where the information leaked out.
One of those places was the area it was hijacked, he was sure of it.
Killy watched as L put a microphone to his mouth and started talking into it while typing at the same time.
He got a bit bored so he shot a mouse.
"Are you at the location yet?" Came a rather muffled voice. L frowned, because his theory was right.
"Close enough." He replied.
"I heard something going on, what happened?" The voice asked.
"Some idiot lost our coordinates." L explained, quick thinking, "We need them again."
The man gave an angry sigh.
"That's the second time! Well its 125,563, got that?"
L checked up on a nearby map and nodded, even though the man couldn't see what he was doing.
It was at one of the points where the communication was still working. L hung up on the man and started typing again.
"What ya doing?" Killy asked in curiosity.
"Creating another boat on their signals at the same time I block out this one from them." He explained, it will fool them for long enough."
Killy nodded, and wondered what Toshiro was getting up to.
"So, pirate, where are you going?" He asked smugly at the doorway of the cabin.
The old man swivelled round and his fat cigar dropped from his mouth to the deck. This man had a blue bandanna and a stripy shirt on. He really did look and smell like a pirate. He held tightly onto the controls, and started to stammer.
"I'm the captain of this ship!" He shouted, "You can't stop me!"
"Oh really?" Toshiro asked. Suddenly men ran into the cabin and tried to lunge onto Hitsugaya. He held out his hand and let loose level 60 demon art without calling it. The beam forced them both back, and into the wall, denting it a little.
"Err, err, you're not going to kill me are you?" The pirate asked. Hitsugaya stared at him, and the man began to get a little freaked.
Toshiro unsheathed Hyourinmaru, and the man raised an eyebrow. “Well I knew you dressed weird for a kid but this is ridiculous!"
After that remark he stabbed the man in the shoulder. He clutched onto the wound, which was leaking badly.
"I won’t kill you, it’s not worth it." Toshiro sneered. He pressed a little yellow button on the controls called 'communication cabin' and grabbed hold of the microphone.
"L, Killy? You got it covered?"
"Yeah." Came the raspy voice of L through the speaker. "All we have to do is get the boat back home."
And so, Toshiro put in the coordinates for the landing spot and the boat made its way to the shore.
Killy jumped onto the sand and sighed. It was nice to be on land again. Plus he was still shivering from being in the sea! Both L and Hitsugaya jumped down after him, and people began flowing off the boat and onto the beach.
A camera crew and a reporter were waiting for them, and smiled sweetly when they caught sight of the 3 of them.
Toshiro blinked a little, and looked to his left. Both of them had run away leaving only dust trails! L didn't want to be on television, and Killy knew he'd end up getting angry with the reporter and shooting him/her.
So Toshiro was left with the job of talking to the reporters, there to squeeze every last drop of information they could get off him.
He sighed and solemnly started walking towards them.
Killy and L waited at the camper, and L gave Killy some tea for his shivering.
"I still hate the sea." Killy explained.
"Yes, I know." L sighed.
L waited in silence as Killy drank the last drop of tea. He said he hated it, but he mustn't have if he drank it all the time!
Toshiro came back, a little angry.
Behind him were hundreds of women throwing confetti over him, and with banners saying his name.
They screamed and yelled for him, messing up his efforts to look normal.
"You always get to be the popular one!" Killy moaned.
"Well if you did more interviews you'd get known more! At least I have fans!"
He jumped into the van, and it sped off like lightning to get away from the crazy fan girls still throwing confetti over them...
..."Well, let’s get home." Toshiro sighed, "I'm sure Matsumoto has cooked something nice for dinner!"
Gender:
Points: 3183
Reviews: 189