This thread was freaking awesome!!! I mean I was laughing so hard I had a Charlie
Horse!! (no pun intended) But anyways my Mom gave me that your on crack or
something face, it was freaking hilarious. Now you know it's funny, because I never use the word freaking unless I'm really happy.
"Why don't we let Peeta claim it, since he died today?"-Finnick (Catching Fire) "We may be friends and all, but if were being chased by crazy flesh eating zombies. I won't lie. . .I'll trip you."~ Me after watching the hills have eyes.
Oh. My. God.
This was hilarious. Absolutely hilarious. You got the characters all topsy-turvey and inside-out. Haha. I can't stop laughing.
Oh my Lord, though, I used to love the Twi books (hate them with a passion now), but making a farce out of the characters is the best. I love these Twi fanfics.
Gold star. For hilarity.
"You can love someone so much...But you can never love people as much as you can miss them."
LOL. Just, LOL. I mean, you made me laugh so many times in this it was like reading... well... a funny Twilight parody.
Not implying, but Paws will be the greatest combination of New Moon and Jaws ever...
I'm gonna make my Twilight parody eventually, Forks Washington Musical. No promises but the setlist may be Hungry Like the Werewolf(Jacob), You Watch Me All Night Long (Edward watching Bella) New Kid in School(Bella) Vampire Man(Iron Man, Edward)and There Was A Time for every backstory. No promises...
I was cracking up at my house and everyone thought I was crazed. I love the books but that was funny when Bella was like "You shot me," and he was like "I did," and he poked her and ahahaha he apoligized for that and not shooting her. And the "You smell good," forget worhsiping Stephenie Meyer I loved this!!!! Haha made my day. Even though, don't get me wrong, I love twilight.
OH my god, I totally love that movie, but that was HILARIOUS. I've never seen a spoof of Twilight thus far, until now, but I think it was great... HAH! I loved the violence (shooting Bella, knocking her out) and I love how everyone is so...stupid. Ha. Funny stuff. Keep it up.
Wow ,that was funny.
I tried not to be too offended ,because I love the book .
I liked it ,like it was nothing major ,but it was kind of funny ,like enough to cheer you up .
I absolutely loved this! For people who had a problem with this (me: rolls eyes) they seriously need to lighten up! I personally despise twilight, and I love parodies of everything. I think you should make more!!! Here is my favorite part!
C: Why? You can walk.
B: I got shot, Dad. With your gun.
C: Hey, it's not my fault he stole it.
B: Yes it is! You left it in a bathroom!
C: So? You pissed him off.
B: He's an idiot!
C: With a gun. He's the last person I'd mess with.
I like Meyer, but yes, this was quite funny. Good job on the humor. I'm not going to bother with nitpicks or anything, because you said you weren't sure you wanted to continue this, so...
I love the Stephenie Meyer books and at first when i read the title to this I really didn't want to read it because even though people (for instance, you) may not like the books, they do not have to hurt their name. But, I really have to admit, I was laughing the whole time! It's ridiculous, but that's what it takes to make people laugh these days. Keep going, kid!
omfg i friggen love you for doing this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE U!!! haha that was hilarious!!!!!!! and who cares if the crazy twilight lovers r offended this is funny!!!!
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