Hi!
So I have once again returned with more sparkly wizard tales. I would like to thank all the people who read it and liked it. Honestly I did enjoy getting my first feature and I hope to receive more soon. There will be no more grammatical errors or spelling mistakes and this time I did proof read it.
It’s not only Hannah Montana who has a double side but Professor Snape too.
It was a dull afternoon, Gryffindor and Hufflepuff had a combined Defense against the Dark Art class. Snape was giving his first lesson of the subject he was dying to teach. Any idea how Snape got the job? Let’s go in a flash back.
“Head Master there is no one applying for the job, please let me take this post” said Snape with a serious yet persuading tone.
“Mmmm…nope!” replied Dumbledore.
“But WHY NOT!?!” said Snape in an irritated way.
“Just because” said Dumbledore in a playful voice
“Huh…I have a sherbet lemon” said Snape dangling the sherbet in front of Dumbledore’s eyes.
“Gimme gimme!!” said Dumbledore hungrily.
“First the job.” Snape demanded
“Yeah whatever take it, now give me the sherbet!” said Dumbledore.
“Thank you head master” he said in a serious tone.
As soon as he left the office he sang.
“I GOT THE JOB! I GOT THE JOB! IN CELEBRATION I WILL SHAMPOO MY HAIR”
Back to the present.
“…And so the lesson concludes that vampires do not sparkle. Now do we all agree Mr. Diggory or as you like to call yourself ‘Mr. Cullen’?” said Snape.
Bella wanted to stick up for her beloved Edward and so she had an odd expression on her face.
“Miss. Swan do you need to visit the hospital wing for the 986th time” Snape taunted
“No I need to say something!!” she replied
“Then say it…OUT LOUD” Snape said
“IV’E SEEN HIM SPARKLE!!”
“HE CANNOT SPARKLE MISS.SWAN!!”
“I KNOW HE CAN! YO CHANG SAY SOMETHING”
“Oh...Well...I HARRY!” she replied
“Yes dear?” he replied
“No ...No this is the sixth part Harry, your suppose to be with me in this one remember?” said Ginny Weasely.
“Oh yeah…opps” replied Harry
“THAT IS ENOUGH! I conclude this lesson. Fifty points from Gryffindor!” said Snape angrily.
“What?! None of them are from the Gryffindor “said Ron Weasley
“I HATE THE COMBINATION RED AND GOLD THAT’S WHY!” shouted Snape.
Harry and Ron were very angry and so they decided to sneak up on Snape in his new office. Little did they know Snape had a secret in there? They walked in his office and found him on his desk, standing, wearing a blond wig and holding a toy mike.
“WHAT THE HELL??” shouted Harry
“Err…Harry, your mother and I spent a lot of time together” said Snape in an embarrassed voice.
“HUH?” said Ron.
“No body’s perfect Mr. Weasley” said Snape.
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