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Jeremy crept along the brightly lit forest floor, stalking a skunk. Jeremy was possibly the ugliest vampire to have the misfortune to spend an eternity on Earth. Thus, Jeremy was lonely, and hadn't, not once, been on a date with a girl in his 153 years. However, Jeremy hoped all that was about to change.
Jeremy had recently read Twilight. He figured that if he had a brooding, depressing aura, poofed up his hair to twice its normal size, and stopped killing people for the less exciting diet of animals, he would have girls flocking to him.
The first idea hadn't worked. Jeremy was simply a happy person, even if he was butt-ugly and very lonely. The second idea hadn't worked, due to the fact that Jeremy was bald.
So now he was trying the third idea, but the only prey he'd found was this skunk. He didn't think a skunk would taste very good, but Jeremy was truly desperate for female company, so, gathering his courage, he pounced on it.
Jeremy and the skunk tussled for a second, because Jeremy was an incredibly and pitifully weak vampire. But eventually he restrained the skunk enough that he could bite him.
That's when something very strange happened. The skunk grew very still for a milisecond, not long enough for Jeremy to notice, and then it attacked Jeremy with its teeth and skunk claws. Jeremy opened his mouth to scream one last wimpy scream, but the skunk was faster. After two seconds, there wasn't enough of Jeremy to put in the engagement ring box he'd always carried around with him, just in case.
Thus, the first vampire skunk was born.
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