SPEW in Sci-Fi Land

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I'm definitely reading all of this tomorrow...:D
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Google wrote:Airsoft Sniper Rifle

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*Laughs at the google ads.*

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As Phoenix slid down the Daishi, the other four commandos were debating where Phoenix was.

"He probably wandered off to get a better position," Grif said.

"He's not allowed to do that," Snoink said.

"Why don't you use the the radio?"

"What? We don't have radios."

"Yes we do. Here, let me show you."

<Condor 3 to Condor 1,> Grif called.

"You're a Condor?"

"Well, no, that was just an example."

"I want to be a turkey baster!" Ralph from the Simpsons said.

"Go back to Springfield," Dusky said, hurrying him out the door.

"So, what is our call sign?"

"Oh, it's just our screen names." The rest of the group looked at Grif strange.

"I mean our names." The other three SPEW Commandos broke their stare.

"Okay, no use stalling." "Phoenix? Are you there?"

"Uh, Snoink?"

"What now Grif?"

"You forgot to push the "Push-To-Talk" button."

"I don't see one of those."

"It's marked "PTT"."

"Oh." Snoink pressed the button. <Phoenix, where the heck are you?>

There was no answer.

"This is bad."

Indeed it was, for Phoenix was still hanging off the arm of the disabled Daishi. A sudden beeping came from his suit. He looked down at it. Big mistake.

"Oh crap." The ground was a lot farther than it looked. And the radar was flashing red.

"Double crap!"

Back in the building, the Commandos were still discussing where Phoenix was.

"I bet he found a porn mag," Grif said.

"I bet he made friends with the Daishi!" Areida said.

"Whatever happened to that thing?"

"I'll go check."

"Don't go anywhere," a new voice said. A large figure stood in the door way, a mechanical man.

"It's an elemental!" Grif said.

"Give me a break URL kid," Dusky said.

"Drop your weapons," the Elemental said, aiming his laser square at Grif's head.
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As Phoenix slid down the Daishi, the other four commandos were debating where Phoenix was.

"He probably wandered off to get a better position," Grif said.


Um... Crysi? Is it just me, or are you scared by my brother's wording?

*whimpers*
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Why ask me? I'm not even in the story. :P

But yeah. I'm slightly terrified and extremely disturbed.
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Crysi wrote:Why ask me? I'm not even in the story. :P

But yeah. I'm slightly terrified and extremely disturbed.


You're my conscience, of course! Otherwise, I would be a robot. :P But you're there, so there is always hope. I think. Smaur's the demonic side though. Eep...
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I'm scared, though I count for even less, as I'm not even acknowledged outside the story by one of the people in it.

I think Grif only likes a fourth of the quartet.

Now! *pokes* QUARTET! (yes, we have turned militant, if you were wondering.. oh.. spin-offs.. I'm getting ideas!)
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Haha... he's secretly in love with Phoenix and Dusky. :P
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Hehe Snoink *Grif and Phoenix and Dusky sitting in a tree*...jk jk. :P

That was great! Keep it coming Grif! :D

Wiggy ;)
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Meshugenah wrote:I'm scared, though I count for even less, as I'm not even acknowledged outside the story by one of the people in it.

I think Grif only likes a fourth of the quartet.

Now! *pokes* QUARTET! (yes, we have turned militant, if you were wondering.. oh.. spin-offs.. I'm getting ideas!)


Make your own spin-off.

Geez, everyone thinks I own SPEW. I don't.
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Griffinkeeper wrote:Geez, everyone thinks I own SPEW. I don't.


Because SPEW is a dictator-run democracy! :D
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Snoink wrote:Haha... he's secretly in love with Phoenix and Dusky. :P


*blinks* Both of us? *isn't sure if she wants to be in this story after all*

jk.

Anywho, Grif... Keep it coming. I want to see how in the world you keep this elemental thing from blasting your head off.




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*taps foot impatiently*

GRIIIIIIIIIIFF, you PROMISED us! We were only briefly mentioned, and we didn't even get to sing any Beatles music! Hmph.
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hehe How do you get mentioned?
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writingluver5 wrote:hehe How do you get mentioned?


You either have got to be in SPEW, Wiggy - or be DQ. ^_~
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