JCobsesed wrote:Who is Pat whats-ama-call-it??? If I may ask...I see her name a lot 'round here....
I found something that might answer your question. Here's an excerpt on one of the many historical documentaries I've written regarding YWS.
"Then we have no choice. We'll determine who's better by seeing who can kill Grif first," Hunter said.
"Yeah, WHAT!" Grif said.
"Sounds good to me," Crysi responded.
Grif closed his eyes and waited for instant death. Crysi let out with a large flamethrower, while from space a death ray went down towards Grif.
A second later, Grif was still alive. Next to him in red, white, and blue tights was...
"PAT BUCHANAN!"
Crysi was flaming at the mouth and Hunter was going Bananas.
"Impossible!" Crysi said.
"Impractical!" Hunter said.
"Unlikely?" Grif asked.
"Yes, I have come to end this once and for all," Pat Buchanan said.
"Oh yeah? How are you going to do that?" Hunter and Crysi challenged.
"With me are all 15,000 of my speeches. Unless you stop this, I'll read them all and bore you to death," Pat Buchanan said.
"You wouldn't dare!" Crysi said.
"My fellow Americans..."
"AAAAHHHHHH! WE GIVE UP!" Crysi and Hunter writhed in agony on the ground.
"My hero!" Grif said.
"I must be off, or I'll be late to the convention," Pat Buchanan said. He looked up into the sky and said,
"PATRUS MAXIMUS!!!!!" before flying off.
Incidentally, Patrus Maximus would win.
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