Why the heck are people putting moon? Everyone should know it's Can Opener!........
WHAT!?!?! You don't hug your can opener?????!!? Shame to you all!!!
"After it happened I thought that I'd just try to live as normally as possible and bury it, but things like that don't stay buried. I didn't think it would, but it taints your whole life."
"My desires were bestial, obviously." -Jeffery Dahmer.
But that is not the question. Why we are here, that is the question. And we are blessed in this, that we happen to know the answer. Yes, in this immense confusion one thing alone is clear. We are waiting for Godot to come. -Beckett
His name is Bill
He has a grade five drill,
Twelve extensions, some
Little spiky bits you use to fix things but never get round to using ever at all...
and..
His name is Bill
He has a grade five drill
Hooray for Bill..
...It's not quite my spork, but the can opener all the same.
And... *gasps* Moon? You guys have to be kidding! The moon can't hear you! Can openers, on the other hand, understand every word you say....
It's not easy having a good time. Even smiling makes my face ache.
fun fact i hear my evil twin once wrote a story about a hacker who used the name fyshi33k bc there are 33k-ish species of fish and she liked phishing so fyshi-33k made sense but then she got super embarrassed when someone forced her to explain — VyperShadow