Young Writers Society

Adam_Atlantian wrote:Can Opener aDur!

I have one of those oneTouch can openers. It can be snuggled without fear of fatal injury

SPEW is a kitten eating super power that must be stopped!

Hah, my older sister and I have a joke about the commercial. We are jst dying for it to fly off, and try and open up everything while the elderly woman watches in horror screaming "Bad can opener, darn you One Touch!!!!" then it jumps over to her and gets her.
Heh... heh...
xD
I'm a bit messed up.

*goes to sleep*

G'night, moon!

Goodnight, Moon! Ah, good memories!! Hey! Double quotes! Cool! But can you do triple??

Baroness Ink wrote:

Dream Deep wrote:

Snoink wrote:Pat Buchanan is like SPEW. He may or may not exist, but it doesn't really matter which way or the other.

Definitely exists - its just that his speeches always manage to kill his constituency via tedium, so that no one has come back to speak on the matter of his existance.

He loses to the moon.

Tsuki!

Great. Now there needs to be a poll:

Does Pat Buchanan exist?

Yes
No
Maybe
Pat Buchanan

Cool!:D How 'bout quadruple?
...Nah, too much typing.
I didn't know so many people said goodnight to their can openers! I'll have to try it tonight...

Para Buchanan never sleeps, so it's useless to say goodnight.

Moon! My mom used to read that story every night when I was little.

-- M.B.Author

moon. totally. so beautiful and perfect and tragic...lol

can-opener? wtf is that up there?

Do not blashpeme! Can-openers opened the door to civilisation (lol, unintended pun), they rule and so have more than enough right to be said goodnight to.

The moon is so... old. It's booooooring.

it's CAN OPENER!!...who's Pat?

Ha, table.

Totally moon...

The only one that fits in with the question.

Hehe! Yes, the moon.

*waves to the moon* Goodbye.
*waves to the sun* Hello.

Nighty nighty canny opener.....y. Openery. Yeah I'm sticking to that.

Good night bears,
good night chairs...

in the picture they're sitting at a table, aren't they? the bears, i mean.

"good night moon" doesn't even come til pretty late on, as I remember it...

I think tonight I'll ask my mom to tuck me in and read to me. It's been a while.

Moon!

You must be kind and say Good Morning and Goodnight to your Can Opener... or it will eat you.

Good night, my lovely can opener. No matter how many times I have tried, I can never seem to figure out how you are used. Have a good night, for I shall surely throw you out in the morning.