Rounding the corner of a food stand, Lyall screeched to a halt, narrowly avoiding bumping into a beaming Clarity.
"Oh, hello!" Clarity said, in a bright tone. "I was just looking for you. You see, you were next on the list!"
Lyall stammered incoherently with confusion. "What? List? Me? Why?" He frowned. "Miss Clarity, forgive me if this is presumptuous in any way, but you seem quite off." Then he scoffed and smacked his own forehead. "Well, yes. Everyone is. That's the whole point of this train wreck."
"Well, I feel fine," Clarity said, now sounding confused. "Everyone else seems to be in a strange state, though, so I wanted to do something to help. I settled on flower crowns. I'm trying to get one to everyone, so that's the list!" She smiled again, holding up two different flower crowns. "So, marigolds or daisies?"
"How could those help?" Lyall asked, studying the flowers in her hands closely. Then hastily amended, "I mean, it's a very kind gesture! Truly! Sometimes all something needs is a bandaid, for the simple sake of appearances to make one feel better. Would a bunch of flowers even be so effective though? I couldn't say. Who am I to judge, though. Flowers can be nice."
He frowned at himself now. "I need to shut up," he muttered. "Which is something I only very rarely think in regards to myself."
Clarity pouted, her expression falling. "I mean, flowers can help," she said. "They can't hurt at least, can they? Unless--" She paled. "Oh, I hope no one has a pollen allergy. Do you?"
"No," he quickly answered as guilt solidly punched him in the gut at her crestfallen look, "no allergies. I mean-- Well, no. Technically, we're all allergic to some degree. Pollen is inherently an irritant to the human body, but some are more allergic to it than others--" He suppressed the urge to growl out loud, and asked instead through grit teeth, "Bloody hell, what is wrong with me?"
Clarity perked up suddenly. "I'm pretty sure I have the resources to create antihistamines, actually, so." She held both crowns in his face. "Flowers for all!"
Lyall mustered a half-hearted grin. "Fantastic," he said. "Which would you choose for me?"
Clarity weighed both of them in her hands, before lifting the marigold crown higher and setting it down on Lyall's slowly-drying hair. "There," she declared with satisfaction. "Firey marigolds for a fire mage."
"Thank you," he managed to say with a modicum of grace. "I shall now tuck myself into a secret, far-away corner and shall not come back out of it for the rest of my natural life." Lyall nodded his goodbye. "Good day to you, ma'am."
"Wait," Clarity said suddenly. "What do you mean? Are you going somewhere? It's not over yet!"
"If I were a braver man," Lyall went on, though he obliged and stayed where he was, "I'd try taking a boat out to sea myself to get out of here. No waiting for the end of all this, if I could help it. But I can't. So the corner should suffice in the meantime."
"Oh," Clarity said, sounding disappointed. "I was hoping everyone was having fun." She paused suddenly, as if something had occurred to her. "Wait. Of course you're not having fun. You're soaked!"
At this, she flicked her hand, and the water suddenly rose off Lyall, leaving his hair, skin and clothes completely dry. A large sphere hovered in the air above, and with another sweep of her hand, the water flew to the side and splashed on the ground.
Lyall watched in wide-eyed awe. "You did that," he murmured, "with such ease! And grace and p--"
A violent shiver suddenly wracked his whole frame. Probably from the water being forced to essentially evaporate from his body so quickly.
"Were full-length trousers really not an option?" he groused.
Clarity shrugged, glancing down at her traditional flower-patterned dress. "They didn't really leave us much in the way of options." She laughed. "My god, I'm basically a flower girl in this."
Lyall vigorously rubbed his hands together for even a modicum of warmth as he assessed her clothes too. "For what it's worth," he offered, "you wear it well."
He blinked, then hastily added, "I say sincerely as a friend."
He didn't need the cursed Twooter misconstruing the context of this simple compliment either.
Clarity beamed, doing a joking curtsy. "You know, I didn't know we were friends, but I'd be happy for that."
Lyall blinked. "Well," he said, looking up as he reconsidered his own declaration, "something akin to friends, then. Since we've only really allied ourselves thus far." He shrugged and offered a small smile. "I respect your work and credibility as a woman of science. We should try and go for 'friends'. Get to know each other better sometime."
Yes, this was good. This conversation was actually improving. Who'd misinterpret "let's be friends"?
...When it was between a man and a woman? Honestly, anybody.
Nope, this quickly became less-than-good again.
Clarity nodded. "You're absolutely right. I would like to have all the science pals on this island that I can."
Lyall plastered on his next grin. "Excellent! Perhaps we should invite all other science folk, in that case. Sometime this upcoming week."
He quickly skimmed his mental list of island locations that could accommodate a larger group, and lacked any semblance of a romantic atmosphere.
His next smile came easier and more genuine as he said, "Maybe the plaza. I'll send a, ah, telegram with a time and exact location." Yes, this could work again. Keep it from becoming too intimate a meet-up.
Clarity nodded again, but looked more confused. "Sounds good, but a telegram? Have we got those?"
Lyall blinked. "Ah, yes. Well. We could? Since we don't have each other's numbers." He glanced off. "Though, I suppose we ought to simply exchange phone numbers, now that I think about it."
"Oh, sure," Clarity said, taking out a notebook and pen that she apparently just kept on her person, ripping out the top page, which looked covered in chemistry notes. She then jotted down her number, then ripped out that page, handing it over to him as the notebook, pen and paper went away again. "Here you are."
Dumbly taking the paper, Lyall couldn't help but wonder where the paper and pen even went. Because, as far as he knew, she didn't have pockets. Did she have access to some pocket dimension instead? Was that a potential second power of hers?
He managed to cut down his next response to a simple, "Thank you."
"Of course!" Clarity beamed. "Enjoy the festival and the flowers."
Absently, he lifted a hand to gently pat the ring of marigolds she'd set on his head. "Thank you," he said again, with an earnest smile. Then clammed his mouth shut, for fear of going on to say something that would ruin the regained Good Vibes between them.
Clarity grinned. "See ya, Lyall," she said, moving on, presumably in search of other people to hand flower crowns to.
Even though she'd already left, Lyall lifted a hand in a weak wave goodbye.
Okay. Judging by the skip in her step, that wasn't a complete disaster. Good. Yes, tonight was somewhat salvagable. Maybe.
His optimism did not remain, however. As time went on, and with every new conversation, it became clearer what the problem with Lyall was: a complete lack of a brain-to-mouth filter. Which was horrifying, since his first thoughts pertaining to anything were more often than not...unrefined. Inappropriate, even, either merely in timing or in substance.
After talking over more than a few people and offering a multitude of his unsolicited thoughts, Lyall eventually banished himself to a quieter corner of Ooktoberfest, just past the pretzel stand. He quickly realized his mistake in even this decision, however, when the pretzel stand quickly became the most frequented stand.
The pretzels did smell amazing. And he hadn't eaten since earlier that morning. Unable to keep completely quiet, he did manage to regulate his volume as he felt compelled to say even these observations aloud.
He debated with himself at length on whether to chance another catastrophic conversation to obtain food, or spare himself any further social mortification and simply waste away for the rest of the day. Hunger won out. Initially.
As soon as he steeled his resolve and took one step toward the pretzel stand, Alan and Shane appeared. Lyall spun on his heel and tucked himself away again. Due to the proximity, he couldn't help but sit there and just listen as they grabbed food together. They were laughing, and he caught a glimpse of their smiles as they soon walked away.
"At least some of us are enjoying ourselves here," Lyall mumbled.
Their voices faded with distance. It took another long eternity to pluck up the courage to find sustanence for himself. He came out of hiding just in time to witness the two passionately kiss. Pretzels forgotten on the ground. Cameras from afar all pointed at them.
"Damn," Lyall said, unable to tear his eyes away, "that was fast."
"Young love," Connie's voice said from his side. "I daresay it's a side effect of Ooktoberfest."
Flinching, Lyall fought the urge to simply flee. When he turned, he found Mister Falco standing beside him with one of Bo's pretzels and a...smile? on his face.
"Oh my god," Lyall uttered in disbelief, "you actually look happy--" Then he smacked a hand over his own mouth.
Connie's smile warmed into a grin. "Also a side effect of Ooktoberfest. How are you doing, Lyall?"
"You know my name," Lyall whispered, still reeling from the foreign sight of. Smiley Connie.
"Of course," Connie said with a slight tilt of his head, still smiling. "I never forget a face or a name." He paused. "Although, I have my moments when I drink too much wine. A lapse of memory and all that. Unfortunately, I'm not blessed with a perfect memory like your sister." Connie nodded once at him with another inviting smile. "Being tipsy may also be a side effect of Ooktoberfest, but I can't say that affects me now, unless you count water as a drink."
Lyall kept both hands pressed over his mouth, desperately telling himself to think of nothing. Completely clear his mind. No thoughts, nothing to spew. That was his mantra for the night.
"Then why are you so mean all the time?" he eventually blurted. "If you remember a name, then just? Use it? It wouldn't kill you!"
Great going, Lyall.
Connie hummed, contemplating this question with a nod. "That's a good question, and one that requires a good bit of unpacking. Were you on your way to get food? Perhaps we can sit and chat while we eat."
"I'm starving," Lyall admitted, "I could eat."
"The pretzel is certainly delicious," Connie said as he lifted his basket with a half-eaten pretzel. "But I can walk with you if you'd prefer something else. You have plenty of options."
Lyall hesitated as he glanced at Bo manning the pretzel stand. "I don't exactly trust myself to have even a two-second conversation with anyone right now," he confessed.
"Would you like me to get you a pretzel? It's not a bother to me at all," Connie said.
He looked back to Connie and mustered a small, appreciative smile. "Please and thanks?"
Connie nodded with another smile. "Certainly. Feel free to find a seat and I will join you shortly."
So they split for a few moments. Lyall found a table a suitable distance from everyone else, and Connie returned with the promised pretzel in hand. He sat across from him, sliding a fresh pretzel basket towards Lyall.
"Here you are. Enjoy," Connie said, lightly smiling again.
"Thank you," Lyall said emphatically as he quickly tucked in. He gestured with a buttery hand and prompted, "So, things to unpack?"
Connie nodded. "You want to know why I never called you by your name before. Is that right?"
"I mean, I didn't expect you to know it on day one. But we've run into each enough times I think to warrant the use of my name. And yet you hadn't. In fact, it felt like you'd been intentionally avoiding me. Among others, so I didn't take it personally." Lyall shrugged. "I'm just curious more than anything."
Connie hummed, tearing off a piece of his pretzel and then holding it up, lazily waving it in front of him. "Have we been properly introduced before, Lyall?" he asked. "I don't believe we have exchanged introductions. I am aware of other's names when I hear it in passing, but unless we have intentionally introduced ourselves, I try to avoid saying the name." He was about to bring the pretzel piece to his mouth, but paused in thought. "I do apologize if I have hurt your feelings, though. That wasn't my intention, nor was it ever my intention to ignore you. Every day, I actively find peace on this island, and that tends to happen when I am away from cameras and people."
Come to think of it...
Lyall frowned. "You know, I do believe I neglected to actually give my name when we first met. So, that's probably on me, then."
"That's quite alright," Connie said with another small, friendly smile. "If it's any consolation, I don't actively try to create opportunities for introductions. They are typically one-sided for me, since I am frequently under the public's eye. It's nothing against you specifically."
"Alright," Lyall said with a nod, "that does make sense. And... does make me feel a bit better, honestly. I couldn't figure out what I was doing wrong, if anything, anytime I tried talking with you."
Lyall pursed his lips in thought. "I don't quite get the 'peace without people' bit. But I just most enjoy being around folks, among bustle." He took another big bite of his own pretzel. "My sister would understand, though."
"Completely understandable," Connie said tearing off another piece of the pretzel after he finished eating the piece he was holding. "That's the beautiful thing about people. We're all different. We communicate differently and prefer different things. Society is built on community and togetherness, so what's important is learning to adapt with people different than you. I admit this is something I am still learning, but I think everyone can gain more of this wisdom with every passing year."
Lyall felt himself grin as he listened. "...You sound rather like Alan."
"Really? I ought to talk to him. I don't believe I've acquainted myself with him yet," Connie said with a soft hum.
And soon enough, Lyall's pretzel was gone. Lyall had eaten all of it, which was sad because it happened so fast. "Once you've reverted," he replied honestly, "I don't know that you two would click. But I encourage it! See where it takes you."
"Duly noted," Connie said, finishing his last bite of the pretzel as well. "I appreciate the suggestion. Alan is your cabin mate, correct?"
"He is." Lyall paused. "And friend," he hastily added. "Just. Friend."
Connie slowly nodded, clearly pausing to overthink his last few words. Lyall actually facepalmed, because there was absolutely no need to clarify to this man.
"He and Shane seem to be getting along swell," Connie commented instead.
"Understatement of the modern era," Lyall said impulsively and with sass, then dropped his head to the table with an audible thunk.
"Are you bothered by it? I can tell the subject is bothering you. I'm happy to listen, if you'd like to share," Connie said gently.
"No," Lyall mumbled, "not bothered by it." He rested his chin on the table to look up at Falco. "I'm truly quite glad for them, if anything. I just. I have no filter." He threw his hands up in defeat. "Which has borne many unfortunate results this entire evening. Including wildly inappropriate commentary."
"I'm sorry to hear that," Connie said with sincerity in his voice. "I understand what you mean. I'm acutely aware that the words I am saying are also quite unfiltered. It does feel like a burden to speak, but I am finding peace and solace in who I am right now."
"Wish that were me," Lyall muttered, tiredly pressing his cheek to the table. "My next best solution would be to get utterly wasted. But that's also not really a solution so much as a problem slapped over another, in a pathetic attempt at a metaphorical bandaid."
"I believe your intuition is right. Are you looking for solutions, though?" Connie asked. "The bandaid is easier, but a true sustainable solution is a more difficult path."
Lyall looked back to Connie with a helpless, frankly pleading look. "I'm open to suggestions, if you have any."
Connie placed both of their empty paper baskets on top of one another, setting it aside so they are both of the way. "You say that the magic side effect is to say unfiltered thoughts. However, I interpret this as being honest. You are saying things you wouldn't otherwise say. It's your subconscious spilling out, so to speak." He lightly shrugged. "It could be a good time to speak your mind. Is there an honest conversation you have been actively avoiding or putting off? This could be a productive time to hold the discussion since you now have the confidence for it."
"I wouldn't call it 'confidence'," Lyall mumbled. "But that's...not an entirely bad idea."
"It's ultimately up to you. You can run from your problems or face them head-on. The DMV is very deliberate with their intentions. If this is the side effect they give you, then they must think you need it," Connie said.
Lyall hummed, the gears starting to slowly turn as he mulled it over. "...I hadn't looked at it that way. I just assumed it was for the sake of making us all suffer, but. You could be onto something."
"I'm certainly no expert. But I'm glad if this is helpful." Connie smiled again, gesturing to the bars around them. "If we were both drinking right now, I'd propose a toast to seizing the day."
"I wouldn't say no to a drink," Lyall said, straightening now. "I could use a little bit of liquid courage, probably, if I'm to put this newfound...ability, we'll call it, to good use."
"A small drink, then," Connie said, already getting up and gesturing towards the open bar for Lyall to follow. "Just enough to drink courage."
Lyall hopped up and stayed on Connie's heels. As they walked, he uttered under his breath as he drew up a list of things he potentially needed to air out, and with whom. If Connie heard any of it, he didn't say or do anything that indicated as much. It was all Lyall could do to control the lack of filter, anyway.
At the bar, they did find some suitable courage in liquid form. Lyall didn't even bother asking for anything in particular. Just kept it vague with the polite request for something stiff. Connie requested a glass of wine, which Lyall thought wasn't even an option in Ooktoberfest, but the bartender seemed happy to give him a glass.
As he re-reviewed his list of things to air out and with whom, what he could only view with this new enlightened lens as an opportunity arrived in the form of Cyrin. They likewise requested a glass of wine, but the request was unfortunately declined with the absolutely bullshitted response of, "We don't have any."
Judging by the perplexed look of the bartender he did not recognize, Lyall apparently said as much out loud. He groaned internally. Unsolicited opinions. He promptly apologized with the open recognition that they were simply doing their job. Still, the bartender (Gregg, as his name tage suggested) awkwardly sidled out from behind the bar.
With no one to tend the bar anymore, Cyrin was now left hanging without any drink to be had. He leaned over the counter on his elbow, absently staring down at the wood as he drummed his fingers on the surface.
"I apologize for that bartender's behavior," Connie said, initiating conversation between them. "I haven't drank my wine yet, if you'd like to have it."
"Thou wouldst be too kind," Cyrin said, with a friendly laugh. "I hath drank enough ere this moment."
"It's getting worse," Lyall murmured in absent observation.
"Ah," Connie said as he slowly nodded, processing. "I assume the magic affects his vernacular."
Lyall nodded, pitying his friend, who seemed to have only reverted even farther back in the centuries.
"Thou art correct," Cyrin agreed, with a dismal sigh. "I doth not know the strangeness with which I speak."
"If it's any consolation," Lyall offered, "none of us have actually improved with time, or any amount of water consumed in an attempt to dilute the effects."
"Furthermore, I'd also like to say that I quite like the new speech pattern. You sound like a Shookspear play," Connie added.
"Verily?" Cyrin asked, not seeming to remember how strange that was to say.
Lyall remembered, though, and had to bite back a laugh at that.
"Indeed," Connie confirmed.
"Your words doth flatter me." Cyrin sounded pleased as they took a joking stage bow.
"Performance runs in your blood, after all. If you're feeling theatrical, perhaps you could put on a show. You'll have at least one audience member watching," Connie said with a small smile as he swirled his wine. "And the whole world as well."
"All the world's a stage," Cyrin said with a smile, which was apparently allowed for him to say despite the statement's simplicity, if it was literally Shookspear's words.
"And all the men and women merely players," Connie went on, completing the quote with a growing grin.
Cyrin grinned as well. "Ah, thou art a scholar."
"A requirement for being a prince, I'm afraid," Connie said. "I prefer calling myself an artist instead." He then turned to Lyall, smiling between the two of them. "Cyrin is also your cabin mate, correct, Lyall?" He paused. "And friend, I presume."
Lyall fought the urge to simply wilt with embarrassment. "Yes," he confirmed, gesturing grandly to Cyrin, "cabin mate and friend."
"Indeed," Cyrin agreed. "As birds of a feather."
Connie took a sip of his wine. "The three of you are quite friendly. I apologize for not introducing myself sooner. I ought to visit your cabin one day."
In all honesty, Lyall's mind initially ground to a complete halt at Connie's comment. Due to initial misinterpretation. He blinked hard at his half-empty glass in front of him. Then downed the rest of it in one swig, wincing as it burned his throat.
"A disclaimer," Lyall began suddenly, deciding there would never be a good time like the present, and the bandaid ought to be ripped off rather than arduously peeled, "bird to birds, in the spirit of utter transparency: I am engaged, and I am faithful. I do not plan on cheating at any point, I am madly in love already. However, its been brought to my attention that my lack of a filter-- enchantment-induced, mind you-- could actually be a blessing in disguise. I shall use it to bolster my courage to have an honest conversation. An open dialogue. And, on a separate occasion, I've been told talking about something aloud takes away the power that the fear of the thing may hold over you. So, I shall confess outright--"
With a look of absolute determination, Lyall squared his shoulders and faced Cyrin. "I'm quite certain I find you attractive, and not just in the physical sense."
Utter silence. Complete stillness, with the exception of Connie slowly taking a sip of his wine. Then Cyrin closed and opened his eyes in a single blink that lasted three full seconds.
"My good fellow," they began, "are thou confessing this for a purpose?"
Lyall slowly blinked back. "But... my disclaimer? My prelude? For naught?"
Oh, shite. He chose wrong, didn't he. And now there was no taking any of this back.
Lyall needed another drink. Stat.
"Thou commenced by declaring thy fidelity," Cyrin said slowly, sounding more confused than anything, "and then proceeded to announce thine... attraction? To mine own self? Art thou not aware of thy contradiction?"
"I--" Lyall raised his hands to the sky with immense frustration. "I do not intend to act upon it! It was in the hopes of simply stating a mere fact, that it would become a less uncomfortable matter. But apparently not! I have managed to make things unimaginably worse! How could this go so wrong? Will I ever recover from this humiliation? I suspect, nay! This is why I hid myself in a corner. I should have stayed in that damned corner."
He was becoming less and less comfortable with the multitude of cameras affixed on every corner. What was Kaya taking away from all of this? Was she even watching? What kind of ridiculous question was that, of course she was! How would he explain himself when she inevitably called with completely valid questions, such as "what the hell was wrong with him?"
Slowly, Cyrin nodded, his eyebrows knitted together in careful consideration.
"I believe I begin to perceive thee," they said, sounding a little uncertain. "Please rest in the assurance that I hath no intentions of making advances upon thee, no more than thou intendeth to upon mineself. I pray you that we may discuss this again, when we have the proper use of our five senses."
Cyrin's words, though they sounded reassuring, fell on deaf ears. Lyall was at a complete loss for what to do. He was never at such a complete loss for what to do.
So he did the next best thing he could think of: he turned and ran like absolute hell.
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