I walked onto the elevator and pressed twenty-four. The button lit up. Seized with exhaustion I collapsed
theatrically against the back wall of the elevator. Letting loose alone on elevators was always sort of entertaining to
me. Before I had time to really engage in my strange elevator behavior, the chrome doors shot open, exposing a
pair of swollen breasts and a bulging stomach covered in a strained black shirt, which read in prominent red
letters “warning! Intelligent black woman!” Looking at my sneakers, I smirked. It wasn’t just the questionable
punctuation that tickled me, it was the message proudly displayed on the woman’s chest, which, inadvertently
and ironically conformed to the most insulting and derogatory stereotypes of black women; their unintelligence.
This message seemed to be saying, “warning, this black woman, the owner of these oversized breasts, is not like
most stereotypical black woman in that she is intelligent!” Or even sticking to the equally insulting stereotype
that black woman are overly sassy, “I’m warning you that I, just like most stereotypical black woman possess
copious amounts of sass, so in my own stereotypical ‘in your face’ way, I am telling you that I am intelligent.”
The elevator had stopped on fourteen and short, rather pinched looking bald man in an oversized suit stepped in,
forcing my elbow to sink into the woman’s arm meat. As we ascended in silence, I peered down again, this time,
being the literary snob that I am, inspecting the hard cover that was caught between her elbow and shapeless
hip. Resting between her pudgy arm, a curvy female torso pressed seductively up against her muscular male
counterpart. Stamped above the sizeable breasts and chiseled male six pack were two words in bright yellow.
“Booty Call.” I couldn’t believe this, while this woman, who did not appear to be of great intelligence was doing
her best to stand out against the stereotype, she only seemed to be giving off an impression of the opposite
effect. The door opened on twenty-one. I had failed to notice that the rather sour looking man who had been our
companion only moments ago had disappeared floors early, now we were on twenty one and it was her turn to
go, frowning sluggishly at me she marched from the elevator, chest pushed high into the air, walking proudly
away.
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