My sister once fainted once; there was a sentence about it on the front page of the paper since it was at a Hillary Clinton rally (we voted for McCain, but let's not get into politics now). It said: It was so hot that at least one person fainted. I was like, 'that's my sister!'
When I was young, I admired clever people. Now that I am old, I admire kind people. -Abraham Joshua Heschel
'This must be Thursday,' said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer. 'I never could get the hang of Thursdays.' — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy