Is it odd that I'm watching Peter Pan right now, to prepare for this? If it is, I don't want to be normal! Why does the line, in the 2003 version "To live would be an awefully big adventure." make me cry like a baby?
Open the gates and seize the day! Don't be afraid and don't delay.
To die would be an awfully big adventure.
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
This is going to be a great Story Book, I can tell. Can't wait.
"You may not be educated well in the areas of etiquette and the like as a princess, but you do throw some bashing good parties!" Not all princesses are pink sparkles. Exhibit A
Uh, Lisa, the whole reason we have elected officials is so we don't have to think all the time. Just like that rainforest scare a few years back: our officials saw there was a problem and they fixed it, didn't they? — Homer Simpson
