Young Writers Society

Granted, but then you can't talk.

I wish I didn't have such a complicated relationship with my ex-best friend.

Granted, but you can't ever speak to each other again
I wish I was loved and acclaimed everywhere

Granted, but then you hate the person you've become.
I wish my best friend wasn't so scared of dogs. (I'm a dog lover, so it's kinda ironic...)

Granted, but he now wants to kill all of them on sight.
I wish I had met my grandfather when I could appreciate the value of having one that's lived through WW2

Granted, but then you have to live through it as well, and you probs won't make it out alive...
I wish my great-grandma was alive, she lived through the Partition. (Search Indian history if you don't understand.)

granted but you die...

i wish i could see my boyfriend right now.

Granted but then you can't see each other ever again. (I'm mean aren't I?)

I wish I wasn't brain-dead. It sucks.

Granted, but then you constatly live your life as a hyper douche.

I wish I wasn't so inherently lame.

granted but no one will be friends with you.

i wish i could die....

The wording doesn't make sense, since all of us can die, seeing as we're not immortal. But anyway... granted but then you won't die until you're 150.

I wish I could read the Mark of Athena right now.

Granted but the print is horrible, you have to do it whilst swinging over lava, and music is blaring in your ears.
I wish I could read the next Kane Chronicles book

Granted but you die of excitement right after you read it.

I wish the weather wasn't so hot here.

granted but it's 320 K.

I wish it would rain

Granted but then it doesn't ever stop raining. (London!)

I wish I lived in the US.

Granted but you live in a brothel in Bronx

I wish my next wish is going to be corrupted somehow