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Corrupt a Wish 2



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Sat Mar 05, 2011 2:19 pm
Camulaeus says...



Granted, but then you take a pill that erases all emotions

I wish I could change the channel without a remote and without getting up to the TV console
With friends and courage one can stand against all foes, for neither man nor God can conquer those who are not alone

"109 in the sky but the pigs won't quit"

GLBT it doesn't matterone thing doesn't change who we are





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Sat Mar 05, 2011 3:13 pm
LittlePetRock says...



Granted... but now the channel changes every ten minutes.

I wish I was a baller, I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I had skill. :P (Loljk, I play soccer, am 5'9, and I gotz mad skillz)
Star light; star bright,
It is time to take flight.
Off I go through the dark of night.
All my hopes and dreams in sight.





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Sun Mar 06, 2011 12:59 am
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KTWhatley says...



Wish granted, but you think, in real life, you play soccer, are 5'9 and have 'gotz mad skillz',
I'm sorry.

I wish I could grow a beard instantly upon wanting to do so.
Michael: Ellen broke up with me.
Christine: What? Why?
Micheal: She thinks she's gonna die this week.[...]I lived a whole life with a woman I didn't even really like. We traveled all over the world together. And Ellen and I never even left the grounds.





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Sun Mar 06, 2011 2:16 am
Camulaeus says...



Granted but it never comes off (even if you shave it)

I wish I could control the temperature of the room I;m in
With friends and courage one can stand against all foes, for neither man nor God can conquer those who are not alone

"109 in the sky but the pigs won't quit"

GLBT it doesn't matterone thing doesn't change who we are





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Sun Mar 06, 2011 4:34 pm
KTWhatley says...



Wish granted, but the only control you will have is when you enter it, and it will raise 20 degrees, because
you are just that hot. Aww yeaaa.

I wish that I could always have an apple in my pocket to eat :)
Michael: Ellen broke up with me.
Christine: What? Why?
Micheal: She thinks she's gonna die this week.[...]I lived a whole life with a woman I didn't even really like. We traveled all over the world together. And Ellen and I never even left the grounds.





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Mon Mar 07, 2011 1:50 am
Warrior Princess says...



Granted, but it's always either rotten or wormy.

I wish racism did not exist.
(Corrupt that, you minion of evil!) XD
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.





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Mon Mar 07, 2011 4:15 pm
Pundit says...



Granted but there is sexism, homophobia, religious bigotry, and now 99.9% of the population is below the poverty level.

I wish Warrior Princess died for making me corrupt that.
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
George Orwell





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Mon Mar 07, 2011 5:27 pm
Warrior Princess says...



Granted, but then I come back to life as a zombie and eat your brain. (Sorry.)

I wish I really was a zombie.
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.





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Mon Mar 07, 2011 6:02 pm
pterascreams says...



Granted, but a crazy human that goes by the name of Tallahassee shoots you for a Twinkie.
(I <3 Zombieland!)

I wish I had Ducky's job!
(From NCIS of course)
Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia. ~E.L. Doctorow





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Mon Mar 07, 2011 9:31 pm
Warrior Princess says...



Granted, but a psychopathic criminal shoots you. Be comforted; you died for justice!

I wish I was awesome.
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.





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Tue Mar 08, 2011 12:19 am
Jenthura says...



Granted, but you only think you're awesome.

I wish I could pause time at will.
-ж-Ж-ж-





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Tue Mar 08, 2011 4:16 pm
Pundit says...



Granted. You can pause your time, which means that when you use your power, you are frozen forever while the rest of the world passes you by. You won't even realize that you've been frozen.

I wish I had a cookie.
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
George Orwell





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Tue Mar 08, 2011 4:29 pm
Camulaeus says...



Granted, but than your worst enemy eats it in front of your face

I wish I could change my hair color, length and thickness at will
With friends and courage one can stand against all foes, for neither man nor God can conquer those who are not alone

"109 in the sky but the pigs won't quit"

GLBT it doesn't matterone thing doesn't change who we are





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Tue Mar 08, 2011 4:59 pm
Warrior Princess says...



Granted; now you have lice.

I wish I had a chocolate-iced donut.
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.





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Tue Mar 08, 2011 6:43 pm
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pterascreams says...



Granted, but you drop it in the trash.

I wish I was clairvoyant!
Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia. ~E.L. Doctorow








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