Cat noms quietly on her proper English chips again, now that the commotion seems to be over. "Those things," she remarks with her mouth full of fried goodness, "are not nearly as good as homemade ones."
Nothing to see here, puny mortals. Move along.
"I’m always going to embarrass myself and I’m pretty comfortable with that now." — Misha Collins
A well-regulated Militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed ~Second Amendment.
*walks over and peers over Sunny's shoulder.* What are you reading?
A well-regulated Militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed ~Second Amendment.
Cat sees an ant scuttling across the floor. Suddenly, she drops her chips onto the table and freezes. Her eyes narrow, predator-like, and she drops to a crouch behind her chair. Stalking silently across the floor, she sneaks towards the unsuspecting insect. It picks up a crumb from the floor and begins carrying it off. In a blast of movement, she pounces, howling like a demon. She twirls and scrabbles across the small patch of floor in an amazing show of acrobatic grace, speed, and stamina, batting the tiny harmless ant viciously. She repeatedly leaps about two feet into the air with a yelp, pretending the little creature has bitten her, then scrambles into the corner, where she waits, tail wiggling excitedly, for the demented insect to scuttle too close again.
After about ten minutes, the ant stops moving. Cat sat up from her awkward position under neath Mem's armchair like nothing had happened and began smoothing her ruffled fur. She gets up and sits back down again, calmly sipping her chocolate milk while everyone stares.
(Based on an actual cat. >.<)
Nothing to see here, puny mortals. Move along.
"I’m always going to embarrass myself and I’m pretty comfortable with that now." — Misha Collins
*Gets a mouse shaped squeak toy for cat.* Stop leaving squished ants all over the place."
A well-regulated Militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed ~Second Amendment.
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