A hand thrusts from the depths of the Tavern's closet and finds a death grip on the troll's neck. As he gasps and splutters, unable to articulate even one of his famous troll-physics puns, Cat's voice wafts out, dangerously quiet.
"Disgorge my friend's head, troll."
The troll squeaks a noise that sounds somewhat like a very cocky, "Why should I, kitty?"
" BECAUSE I WILL USE CHESHIRE PHYSICS ON YOU AND LOOK HOW WELL THAT TURNED OUT FOR ALICE, " Cat hisses.
Nothing to see here, puny mortals. Move along.
"I’m always going to embarrass myself and I’m pretty comfortable with that now." — Misha Collins
A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads only lives once ~George R. Martin Life isn't about finding yourself; it's about recreating yourself. ~George B. Shaw
Catch snaps from his trance and blinks the redness from his eyes. He turns his head to see the usual chaos unfolding in the Tavern. "Well I'm glad nothing's changed," he says as he shoots a wide grin. He stands up and walks away from the busted vending machine. He reaches to scratch a sudden itch in his chin but his hand caught by a tuft of hair. "D-did I grow a beard?"
Orders an apple juice and a strawberry ice cream cone.Thanks!
A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads only lives once ~George R. Martin Life isn't about finding yourself; it's about recreating yourself. ~George B. Shaw
A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads only lives once ~George R. Martin Life isn't about finding yourself; it's about recreating yourself. ~George B. Shaw
A well-regulated Militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed ~Second Amendment.
A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads only lives once ~George R. Martin Life isn't about finding yourself; it's about recreating yourself. ~George B. Shaw
A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads only lives once ~George R. Martin Life isn't about finding yourself; it's about recreating yourself. ~George B. Shaw
I am Polish and Polish Vodka is the best(although I don't drink it)
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*brings some Polish vodka for 15*
A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads only lives once ~George R. Martin Life isn't about finding yourself; it's about recreating yourself. ~George B. Shaw
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