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Fri Dec 31, 2021 4:28 am
Necromancer14 says...



I like olive the color, but not so much olive the food…
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Fri Dec 31, 2021 4:31 am
FireEyes says...



I agree, olives kinda nasty
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Fri Dec 31, 2021 4:36 am
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The only good use for olives is olive oil
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Fri Dec 31, 2021 4:41 am
FireEyes says...



Yes yes olive oil is good but have you ever considered avocado oil?
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Fri Dec 31, 2021 4:43 am
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Have you ever considered… CHICKEN OIL????

…oh wait that’s chicken fat…

But yeah avocado oil is good.
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Fri Dec 31, 2021 4:45 am
FireEyes says...



Avocados are like other worldly
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Fri Dec 31, 2021 4:46 am
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But… but barnacles… not random at all

Also wdym avocados are extraterrestrial
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Fri Dec 31, 2021 4:54 am
FireEyes says...



What did we do to earn avocados? Nothing. They come from a foreign planet and disguise themselves as humble berries (because apparently avocadoes are berries) and that's why they go bad so fast. They aren't used to Earth.
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Fri Dec 31, 2021 5:01 am
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Disguising yourself as food does not seem very smart.
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Fri Dec 31, 2021 5:07 am
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I didn't say that they were smart
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Fri Dec 31, 2021 5:08 am
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If they aren’t smart, how did they develop the technology to travel to Earth?
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Fri Dec 31, 2021 5:11 am
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I mean there are other organisms on planets, i dont think the avocado planet would survive with just avocadoes roaming around the place
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Fri Dec 31, 2021 5:14 am
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Fair point.

But wait, that would mean there are other extraterrestrials on Earth besides avocados. olives
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Fri Dec 31, 2021 5:18 am
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Are all produce just extraterrestrials?
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Fri Dec 31, 2021 5:23 am
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IS EVERYTHING EXTRATERRESTRIAL??????

from a Martian’s perspective the answer is probably “yes”
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