Razorblade lets off a huge firecracker just to see what everyone will do.
"2-4-6-8! I like to delegate!" -Meshugenah "Teague: Stomping on your dreams since 1992." -Sachiko "So I'm looking at FLT and am reminded of a sandwich." -Jabber
Quippie is getting beat up by a huge masculine stranger, when...
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She uses what is left of her senses to figure out that the tavern is on fire! Suddenly, gaining a lot of strength for no apparent reason, she picks up the rather large bully and throws him into the fire, doing a crazy tiki dance around him and chanting in some native language.
"I didn't know firecrackers have the power to set a building on fire," Razorblade says, putting away the rest of her firecrackers.
"2-4-6-8! I like to delegate!" -Meshugenah "Teague: Stomping on your dreams since 1992." -Sachiko "So I'm looking at FLT and am reminded of a sandwich." -Jabber
"You'd be surprised," says Quippie, putting out the fire with a fire extinguisher. "You see... the firecracker's explosion startled some bozo lighting his cigarette, causing him to drop the match which lit some poor guy's notebook on fire, which spread, and... you know the rest."
"2-4-6-8! I like to delegate!" -Meshugenah "Teague: Stomping on your dreams since 1992." -Sachiko "So I'm looking at FLT and am reminded of a sandwich." -Jabber
Tassen catches razorblade by the collar of her shirt. "Just chalk it up to someone else's magic gone wrong. I do that all the time!... er, I mean..... I've heard of people doing that.... *cough cough*"
It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. - George Orwell, 1984
"It was all Tassen's fault!" Razorblade yells before poking Tassen, shaking loose of his grip, and running for her life.
(bout freaking time you posted, lazy bum.)
"2-4-6-8! I like to delegate!" -Meshugenah "Teague: Stomping on your dreams since 1992." -Sachiko "So I'm looking at FLT and am reminded of a sandwich." -Jabber
"Catch me if you can, my chess loving geek friend!" Razorblade cackles, shaking loose of Tassen's grip and bolting out the door.
(Nope, not at all. [/insert sarcasm here])
"2-4-6-8! I like to delegate!" -Meshugenah "Teague: Stomping on your dreams since 1992." -Sachiko "So I'm looking at FLT and am reminded of a sandwich." -Jabber
Dark Magik pokes Tassen back and goes back to drinking her float.
"Congratulations on your DragonLance reference. I was beginning to think i was the only one on this thread who had read it." Dark Magik says to Tassen's back, which was disappearing into the crowd, no doubt to find his next victim.
Be the cartoon heart. Light a fire, light a spark. Light a fire, flame in my heart. We'll run wild, we'll be glowing in the dark.
Razorblade rebuilds the Tavern while no one is looking.
"2-4-6-8! I like to delegate!" -Meshugenah "Teague: Stomping on your dreams since 1992." -Sachiko "So I'm looking at FLT and am reminded of a sandwich." -Jabber
Razorblade sings "Look At That Cadillac" by the Stray Cats in the corner out of boredom.
"2-4-6-8! I like to delegate!" -Meshugenah "Teague: Stomping on your dreams since 1992." -Sachiko "So I'm looking at FLT and am reminded of a sandwich." -Jabber
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