Banned because I haven't been online in about five days. THE LITTLE GOLD STARS ARE BACK! AND the like buttons! *Dies of happiness, then goes to explore the site further*
I aim to misbehave.
Is it weird in here, or is it just me? --Steven Wright
I'd rather waltz than just walk through the forest. The trees keep the tempo and they sway in time. Quartet of crickets chime in for the chorus. If I were to pluck on your heart strings would you strum on mine?
The simple truth is that authors like making people squirm. If this weren't the case, all novels would be filled completely with cute bunnies having birthday parties. — Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians