Whatever happened to ZZAP?

SPEW??? What as in Harry Potter...the Society for the Protection of Elfish Welfare (it's so f***ing sad that I know what it stands for lol!)?!
At least Qi makes things interesting. This guy sounds like a genuine tw*t.
....but maybe he's still among us..... ....seriously, I was thinking about his the other day - barring someone from this site isn't going to stop them getting on it.
Don't even ask me why I even thought that, let alone said it out loud......

Acctually yeah, he stalks the forum from time to time. He said to me that he was sorry about his former bitchy character, but he didnt want to come back. Ya know, he was KINDA right maybe for a thing or two...

I shouldn't really be involved in this conversation as I don't think I had joined when he was here, so I never encountered him....

...I lied...I've just checked, and I was. But I missed the bit where he went walkabouts!!!!!

I know him back from another board, Young Fantasy Writers, he was the very first dude to answer on my very first topic. I just came in touch with global communication and it was VERY exciting. Later afterwards, he sorta grew something like my nemesis, but when we met again on YWS the things became cooler. I chat with him almost every single day on MSN, hahahaha hes cool, unlike some nationalistic bastards who bash other members not realizing that they maybe the next banned member. *grins*

He wasn't usually right on anything- he just said stuff to piss people off.

Guys, this isn't a "let's bash Z" thread. The question was answered. No need to continue further with his wrongdoings...

And you know what? I understand why she might miss him. Not surprising, since I was "unofficially with him" once. But I know that entertainment she sees. So back off a bit.

I never understood Z. Also, we could make this into a "Let's Bash Z" thread if we wanted to. In any case, I do think that some people are a bit meaner to him than we could be. I can't say I don't understand these people though.

WOOT!
I never met Zzap but he sounds like my kind of guy!
Maybe avander can intoduce us...

Just to answer an earlier question.. SPEW is the editing usergroup. He was in charge, now he isn't.

And let's not turn this into a bashing anyone thread, ok? It's not the best thing to do, and personally, I find it disrespectful, no matter how much someone may deserve the aforementioned bashing.

It may not be a bash Z thread- but I'm gunna do it. It the absence of being able to do it to his face, among other things, I'm going to bash until the cows come home. I'll answer the "why isn't he around" question to the fullest.

He was an ass. He still is an ass, and always will be an ass. He won't ever be any more than just an ass.

*flicks shirt* Sup all?

Don't worry; I shouldn't be here long. I just need to get some sh!t off my back, and straighten things out a bit. I really don't care that people complain and rant about me, shows how much more time they want to spend serenading my lovely presence (however much they hate it; how ironic). The more the better. The fact that I have placed an image in your heads, whether painful or not, is so sensationally curious. I guess I am that devious. Reputations on a small/large Young Writers' Board is quite disgustingly sad; I plan on having as much fun and stupidity as possible with it. As you can't do this stuff in real life.

Gal, do I care to be on your list? Nope. And stop referring to Qi all the time, it's a little annoying that you can't stand up to yourself. Let's here those words, Mother of the Board. *sniggers*

Whatever.

SPEW stands for Standard Propagation of Emerging Writers. Gosh! And yes, I did get the boot. I was irresponsible and used it to gain authority instead of really contributing. So naturally I filled the spot with someone more caring. What is this? Shaming myself? But. But. I'm Z. I don't do that. It's just a membership; no gold medals here.

Memories. *sigh* It kind of sucks when memories kind of mesh into important ones. Where do I show my true self? Where is the line drawn? Am I really starting to care about certain people? *shrugs shoulders* I'm flamboyant, romantic, and just plain righteous. Oh! And I am too honest. It got me into some crazy stuff, stuff I can't go back to huh? Mistakes, mistakes. To show you that I am honest, there have been many times that I have reduced my respect levels for the sake of... friendship. Yea, yea. Make fun of me, but I thought this was going somewhere that I had to be serious about. I guess not. Poor me, poor me... I need my cookie. *blinks* Never mind. *sigh*

Twit? That's a new one.

Griffin. It's called a rebellion. *shakes head* Mods these days...

Oh, I really do like that usergroup that makes new members more comfortable throughout the boards. I got such a sweet PM a little while ago. My memberships spread wide and far! *peers through window* No, I just have three. Yes, make fun of me. But I really do have to spot Fire's blog from time to time. Mutinies are rather fun if you aren't the one being pissed on. Also anyone else who tries to block me from there blogs. Forces them to use friends if you absolutely hate me. I don't care anymore. Just ask Nate what my other usernames are. He knows well enough. Honesty folks! Use it!

Am I that sad? Hey! What am I supposed to do that's interesting? This board is so bland that I can use the word 'and' over and over to tell jokes. *sniggers* Like that ehh? "Jonny? I have a surprise for you." Now guess what I'm holding? *laughs* I can sit here 3 minutes a day, and let them roll all over you. Jokes are jokes.

Ah! My pic. *thinks* Everyone hates me soooo much. I am so hurt by your words. Now why would I want to show you the face that holds these words between his teeth? If you are patient enough to wait. I will C walk for you. Or jumping-jacks. When the golden sun shines once more, Balder the God of Light will walk once more, but with beauty that makes flowers grow. *whispers* Grow. Grow.Grow. *laughs*

A'ight. I'm a little tired skipping across this keyboard, so I will have to end this lovely thread with a lock...? Love you all with all my heart.

*the man flicks his collar and blows kisses, but fails to charm and sparkle the ladies; each man before him with frowns on their faces shield their damsels in colors red and brown; with a flourish of sky's delight the man spins to grab a goblet of wine; "To my fine, young, beautiful ladies."; he sips, pats his lips, and smiles; poof; the room sags with the man disappearing in a haze of blue smoke; or was that the longing sigh of all the women?*

~ZZAP
~ZZ
~Z
~BlueStone
~BS (love that one)
~Traveler
~Trav
~PointDexter
~Alex Williams

EDIT: Fire's blog means El's... She had Fire dubbed well before Firestarter was even a member here...

Most egotistical: ZZAP.

I believe we can all agree. I expect each and every one of you to go nominate him in the "Most ____ Member" thread.

Again, Hunter, leave your personal grudges out of the boards.

Besides, he had a right to defend himself.

Kiss mine, Crysi--I was replying to that post in particular. Get off my back.