insert coin

You get King Cumulo Fracto Nimbus!
He starts raining on you.

*inserts Ecl*

You get confusion.

*inserts a shiny red stiletto shoe*

DID YOU KNOW: 'Stiletto' is actually the name of a knife with a small, tapering blade. Not just a shoe.

You get a dirk.

*inserts Mehay*

You get an evil demented puppy that comes out and eats your penguin.

*inserts math worksheets*

You get a Mayan!

*inserts calendar*

You get snow!

*inserts clarinet*

You get rotten ice.

Inserts tak.

You get rabies.
- Inserts rabbit ears -

You get ecl.

*inserts durzog*

You get footy pajamas...that don't fit you!

-inserts equa puzzle-

You get allmixedup!

*inserts Toronto*

You get a fruit bat.
-inserts monkeypod-

You get a concubine!

*inserts allmixedup*

You get a panda holding a gun and a badly-punctuated dictionary!
-inserts love letter-
...Hey, didn't I get allmixedup?

You get rainshine, cloudshine, treeshine, and caveshine!

*inserts frog bladder*