Banned for having an avatar that makes me think of Dragon Tales every time I see it (the Giant of Nod, I believe it was called).
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people: psychopaths and mystery writers. I'm the kind that pays better. ~Rick Castle
I am nothing but a mouthful of 'sorry's, half-hearted apologies that roll of my tongue, smoothquick, like 'r's or maybe like pocket candy that's just a bit too sweet.
Banned for having a confusing whatever-it-is-you-call-that-side-thing-with-the-avatar-age-and-whatever because I was about to call you older but then I realized I was looking at your reviews and not your age.
That awkward moment when you jump out a window because your friend jumped out a window, then you remember that your other friend can fly. — Rick Riordan, The Ship of the Dead
