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I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico?
Student: Wait, legally?

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I am a traveler coming to a crossroads
Searching for a signpost
But realizing there isn't one.

I am baby bird in the nest
Eager to taste the freedom of the skies
But afraid to jump

John McClane: Drop it. It's the police.
Tony: You won't hurt me.
John McClane: Oh, yeah? Why not?
Tony: Because you're a policeman. There are rules for policemen.
John McClane: Yeah. That's what my captain keeps telling me

Warden: "If you want to lead, all you have to do is ask."
Alistair: "What? Lead? Me? No, no, no. No leading. Bad things happen when I lead. We get lost, people die, and the next thing you know I'm stranded somewhere without any pants."
- Dragon Age

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John McClane: Drop it. It's the police.
Tony: You won't hurt me.
John McClane: Oh, yeah? Why not?
Tony: Because you're a policeman. There are rules for policemen.
John McClane: Yeah. That's what my captain keeps telling me

Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole. -Dean, Supernatural

Purple light in the canyon
that is where I long to be
With my three good companions
just my rifle, pony and me
--- "My Rifle My Pony and Me"

Purple light in the canyon
that is where I long to be
With my three good companions
just my rifle, pony and me
--- "My Rifle My Pony and Me"

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.
-W. Somerset Maugham

"I'd rather be hated for being who I am, then loved for who I'm not."

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.
-W. Somerset Maugham