insert coin

You get a stack of potato chips... pringles, most likely. *noms cookies*


-inserts coin-

You get...a finger in a Pepsi...

-inserts coin-

You get a bad haircut.

-inserts coin-

Dude, that's the worst thing that you can do to me...

You get a ugly wardrobe.

-inserts coin-

You get a puff of smoke.

-inserts coin-

*coughs violently*

You get a yard stick of gum
-inserts coin-

You get an absurdly large raincoat with four arms.



-inserts coin-

...Sweeet

You get a bipolar rhino!

-inserts coin-

You get three kittens! Aww!

-inserts coin-

You get allergies to olives.

-inserts coins-

P.S. Notice the extra 's'

You get me, me, me, me, me, and me! Put shortly, me and my clones... and for an extra, a cloning machine, just because I like you.



-inserts coins-


PS: notice the extra 's, too! :]

lol You get Johnny Depp! And as extras he decides he wants to marry you! *Sighs* I wish he would marry me...him and his beautiful cheeks

-inserts coin-

Well, I package you back Johnny Depp [even though I lovelovelove him] and he wants to marry you, too! XD



-inserts coin-

Yay!

You get a proposal to join me on my quest to take over the world!

-pauses to insert coin-

*signs Elly's proposal with a flourish* Signed, sealed, delivered... I'm all set!


-embarks on an epic journey towards world domination-



-inserts COINS-


PS: Extra 's... again. You can cheat like that.