Ban The User Above You!

Banned because I'm bored. (That's the first sign of a spammer, right? Just like killing animals for fun is for a serial killer XD)

Banned for being a spammer!

Banned because you're bored on a writing site. What is wrong with you, woman?

Banned for banning the wrong person!

Banned because you called me woman! Why does everyone call me that? Actaually, un-banned as I like being called that XD! And I wasn't realy bored, I lied!

Banned for lying. And you like being called "woman"? What happened to make you oh-so-ecctrentic [s]woman[/s]?

Banned because women are objects and should therefore not be posting.

EDIT for deafwriter:
Banned because it's not eccentric, she just knows her place. *nodnod*

Banned for banning the wrong person!! xD rofl

Banned for mistaking my gender. I'm a boy, eejit!

Banned because I was banning a woman, but was too slow.

Banned for blaming me for his actions. EEEEEEEEEEEEJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

Banned for mistaking my gender!

Banned for banning a person who was banned because of a honest mistake that should have not gotten the person banned but was banned.

Banned for saying "banned" a whole bunch in the same sentence. And also for calling me an eejit.

Banned for spelling idgit wrong (I think... >.>)