When I first read it I thought it was going to say something about 'nail polish' rather than 'never perish' (don't ask me why, I just did) but it didn't, so it was less exciting.
When I use caps I do not want you to read it like a little screech, I want you to read it like a 5,000 year old ogre with the strength of 10,000 men. — avianwings47