Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but you float away




I wish i were in love

Granted, but he doesnt love you back, and it breaks your heart and you commit suicide.

I wish i was the most popular writer in the world.

Granted but J.K. Rowling unexpectedly makes another book and everyone forgets about you leaving you to die on the street alone. (Sorry if that was alittle mean)

I wish I had all the powers of superman and wasn't affected by kryponite


~Pol~

Granted, but the powers are meaningless without the weakness


I wish i had another working magic eight ball

Granted, but as soon as you get it, you drop it and it brakes




I wish i could beat Alzz in candyland.

Granted, but she discovers you cheated and keeps the candy.



I wish somebody would play Yazee with me

Granted but you lose, greatly.

I wish I was the greatest commedienne alive.

Granted but you diea nd someone better takes your place.

I wish I could control fire


~Pol~

Granted, but for only two seconds, then you're burned to death.


I wish I could control water

Granted but for only two seconds but then you drown to death.


I wish I could control time


~Pol~

Granted, but you don't know how.

I wish I knew how to control time

That doesn't make any sense. Huh... Granted but you rip the space/time continuom in half anf the universe ceases to cotinue.

I wish I was cool


~Pol~

You freeze to death.
I wish I was able to make a wish

Granted, but now you're so cool you turn to ice.


I wish i could write decent poetry

I'm gonna answer Mantis's just cause he got there first sorry. Granted but you're trapped in a lamp for thousands of years cause you turn into a genie.

I wish I had red hair