Battle of the Sexes [2] (Please read the rules)

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TimmyJake
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Tue Dec 31, 2013 9:14 pm
TimmyJake says... · Tue Dec 31, 2013 9:14 pm
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*casts a petronum spell and wards off the evil spells that @Pompadour cast.*

*Rides on the tidal wave behind @Pompadour, and throws her off into the nothingness that awaits her and her master*
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Zolen
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Tue Dec 31, 2013 10:46 pm
Zolen says... · Tue Dec 31, 2013 10:46 pm
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Self quoting is the key to sounding wise and all knowing.




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Cheetah
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Tue Dec 31, 2013 10:48 pm
Cheetah says... · Tue Dec 31, 2013 10:48 pm
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And passersby who heard his echoing laughter wondered what kind of grief man had to go through before he could laugh so free.




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FatCowsSis
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Tue Dec 31, 2013 11:12 pm
FatCowsSis says... · Tue Dec 31, 2013 11:12 pm
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
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Ground Beef




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Zolen
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Tue Dec 31, 2013 11:13 pm
Zolen says... · Tue Dec 31, 2013 11:13 pm
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Self quoting is the key to sounding wise and all knowing.




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Adnamarine
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Tue Dec 31, 2013 11:16 pm
Adnamarine says... · Tue Dec 31, 2013 11:16 pm
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"Half the time the poem writes me." ~Meshugenah




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TimmyJake
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Zolen
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Wed Jan 01, 2014 12:15 am
Zolen says... · Wed Jan 01, 2014 12:15 am
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Self quoting is the key to sounding wise and all knowing.




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Basil
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Wed Jan 01, 2014 1:53 am
Basil says... · Wed Jan 01, 2014 1:53 am
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Dorian, are you the one adding all the spices to our food?
Of course I am.
Why?
Because frankly the food here tastes like poorly cooked sawdust. It genuinely tastes how Solas looks.




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TimmyJake
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Wed Jan 01, 2014 2:50 am
TimmyJake says... · Wed Jan 01, 2014 2:50 am
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Zolen
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Wed Jan 01, 2014 3:03 am
Zolen says... · Wed Jan 01, 2014 3:03 am
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Self quoting is the key to sounding wise and all knowing.




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Basil
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Wed Jan 01, 2014 3:04 am
Basil says... · Wed Jan 01, 2014 3:04 am
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Dorian, are you the one adding all the spices to our food?
Of course I am.
Why?
Because frankly the food here tastes like poorly cooked sawdust. It genuinely tastes how Solas looks.




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TimmyJake
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Wed Jan 01, 2014 3:13 am
TimmyJake says... · Wed Jan 01, 2014 3:13 am
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Zolen
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Wed Jan 01, 2014 3:18 am
Zolen says... · Wed Jan 01, 2014 3:18 am
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Self quoting is the key to sounding wise and all knowing.




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Dutiful
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Wed Jan 01, 2014 3:59 am
Dutiful says... · Wed Jan 01, 2014 3:59 am
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