Only a Moderator may win this game, courtesy of Big Brother. Admins are banned, 'normal' members are disqualified, DJMs and distinguished members don't count, and Global Mods are the bosses of JMs, so basically unless you're in JM green and your username is 'dragonfphoenix,' you lose. Unless you can read this. Then you can still play.
The thing about plummeting downhill at fifty miles an hour on a snack platter - if you realize it's a bad idea when you're halfway down, it's too late. — Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune
