Only a Moderator may win this game, courtesy of Big Brother. Admins are banned, 'normal' members are disqualified, DJMs and distinguished members don't count, and Global Mods are the bosses of JMs, so basically unless you're in JM green and your username is 'dragonfphoenix,' you lose. Unless you can read this. Then you can still play.
'Hush, hush!' I whispered; 'people can have many cousins and of all sorts, Miss Cathy, without being any the worse for it; only they needn't keep their company, if they be disagreeable and bad. — Emily Bronte, Wuthering Heights
