No one's finger is that long. I should know. For my engineering class, we did exactly what Pompadour wants to do with the Last Word, only my class attached a Pelican Case with a GoPro inside to get some awesome photos. Only...we lost the balloon. As in, our tracker just stopped working for no apparent reason. So no one, not even a dragon, has fingers that long (however, I was being courteous at the time and refraining from sending the masses into needless panic by flying and following our package. Besides, that would defeat the fun of losing it in the first place). So without further ado, I shall allow you all to wallow in the misery of not properly understanding physics. XD Last word. Take that and stuff it. See how many read that. I've hidden the Last Word and none of you will find it, nor can you have it.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. — The Bee Movie