Corrupt a Wish [3]

Granted- instead the entire article of clothing turns the same colour/shade as the stain.

I wish that I had friends in real life.

Granted, but they're the backstabbing disloyal kind of friends.

I wish Hollywood made good movies.

Granted, but they're the French interpretation of a "good movie".

I wish I could run away from home without anybody looking for me.

Granted, you no longer have a home.

I wish I was better at track and field.

Granted but then you are no longer good at anything else.

I wish that this class would end already.

Granted. It ended alright, but now, you can NEVER leave the classroom.

I wish I was nocturnal so that I could stay up all night watching Naruto and reading my book.

Granted. But you accidentally burned your book and finished all the Naruto.

I wish I could get up the courage to tell the girl I like that I like her...

You tell her, but then she rejects you...
(Sorry for that, man...)

I wish I wasn't so damn forgetful!

Granted. Then your head explodes from carrying so many memories.

I wish I was a giraffe, because that would be awesome

Granted, but you are a giraffe in the African wilderness, forced to use any means to survive and avoid being eaten by lions and other predators. Your entire life is ruled by a giraffe's animal instincts until natural selection picks you off.

I wish I could eat without getting fat...

Granted- but now all the food in world is vegetables ( >:D mwahaha)

I wish no one will corrupt this wish >:D

Granted but unfortunately, I have no authority over that particular wish, so it is corrupted anyway.

I wish pizza would always fall from the sky. *~*

Granted, but the lack of natural weather and constant pizza falling everywhere causes a swift apocalypse.

I wish that vegetables tasted like cake.

Granted, but now we live in a world where all form of cake tastes awful (I hope you're happy with yourself!)

I wish my crush liked me back!

Granted but then you fall in love with someone else and the whole problem re-occures

I wish my boyfriend came home and that my best friend wasnt leaving