Corrupt a Wish [3]

Granted, but then the world is invaded by a swarm of interdimensional platypus (in the plural sense) who enforce a singular language upon all of humanity, rendering whatever languages you knew obsolete

I wish humans went into cocoons for their adolescence to override the zit-filled insecurity

Granted, but when the come out they aren't human anymore, they're cannibalistic butterfly-mutants. And they eat everyone who isn't insecure.

I wish that I didn't get yelled at in class for once.

Granted, you get yelled at as you're crossing a street.

I wish Facebook was less stupid.

Granted, but the enormous swell in Stupid Energy is redirected to YWS! Your wish condemned all the sites users to stupid SBs for all eternity!

I wish I could create aglets for aglet-less shoelaces with mere thought

Granted, but the creation of the aglets would shrink all laces to the point of being untyable.

I wish that rainbows had more colors

Granted, but then, it just kept multiplying and mixing and gooiying together until it turns into this huge semicircle of vomit-colored stuff in the sky.

I wish my hair wasn't so huge and curly and awful-looking.

Granted, you become bald as the eagle.

I wish I could change my age at will.

Granted but then eventually, you become ageless and roam the earth for eternity looking like Voldermolt.

I wish comedy wasn't so annoying.

Granted, now it causes you intense physical pain instead of mental anguish.

I wish I always knew the outcome of my decisions, before I made them.

Granted, but you can no longer make good decisions.

I wish racism would cease to exist.

Granted, everyone on Earth now has blue skin.

I wish I could play any musical instrument.

Granted, but the Phantom of the Orchestra kidnaps you to play for him!

I wish that I had Neo's powers.

Granted, but you become Neo.

I wish Mosquitos wouldn't bite people.

Granted. All people become addicted to biting mosquitos ^u^

I wish that none of my wishes would be corrupted.

Granted, your wish isn't granted.

I wish that clothing couldn't stain.