The User Below You ... [3]

Um no

TUBM has heard of me before

Of course. Well, it's kind of hard not to since you flood Randomosity.

TUBM has touched a worm.

No

TUBM has eaten a beetle

Nope, but I have touched a worm, if it helps. (in first grade...)

TUBM has tried to adopt a homeless puppy, only to have it run away.

No.

TUBM loves Kaichou Wa Maid Sama and would be the first one to see the new release of an episode in the whole world.

Never heard of it

TUBM thinks I'm weird, all the way

Definitely.

TUBM has heard of me. (probably not...)

Yup!

TUBM knows what's going to happen tomorrow.

Well, I am a veritable psychic.

The user beneath me has a strange affinity for cake in the shape of fruits.

Lolz, no.

TUBM lives in a First World country.

Maybe, as far as I'm concerned, I live in a zero-world country.

TUBM doesn't know why they're on Randomosity rather than writing a bestselling book.

Touché. Granted, it's not really a write-a-bestselling-novel day. Too sunny.

Theeee user below me doesn't enjoy cheese pizza, but would rather eat tofu burgers smothered in mustard.

Sickening.

The user below me has a penchant for weird words and many cats.

Weirds word, yes! (ooh, petrichor)
And i have many many cat(pictures), indeed.

El user below me has thrown rocks to play 'pokemon'.

>.> You knew it'd be me, didn't you?

The user below me likes the feel of mosquito bites.